Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dund Raha Hu

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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji?

Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street,

Suddenlt his Wife Said,"Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird"

Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, "Where, Where"? no bird, shard !

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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.

Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga


.....By Premchand

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Sardar Dukandar Se

Sardar Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,

Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai


..........By Premchand (9908143742)

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

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Money says EARN me lot

Money says EARN me lot,

Time says PLAN me lot,

Flower says LOVE me lot,

Study says LEARN me lot,

SMS says SEND me lot,

& I say REMEMBER me lot

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