Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji?
Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,
Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,
Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.
Sardar Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Santa visits bombay after many years.
So he shouts:"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
Air hostess: tells him -B- silent.
So santa starts shouting- "ombay... ombay..."
Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi
Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga,
Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.
Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?
Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi.
Dapu:To!
Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..!
2 behre admi..ek dusre se:
1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai.
2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon.
1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.
Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni.
Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ?
Sardar: " No Disc"
Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked 'ise kyu mar rhe ho?'
Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli " The person u r Calling is Busy" Kate...
Papu waitin at bus stop.
1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked "u want lift?"
Papu says: "no thanks, my house is in ground floor!
Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,
I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'.
Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?
Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.
Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka
........By prakash
Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto
Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .
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