Showing posts with label idiot sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiot sms. Show all posts

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dund Raha Hu

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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji?

Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.


Sardar
: Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga


.....By Premchand

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Sardar Dukandar Se

Sardar Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,


Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai


..........By Premchand (9908143742)

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Santa visits bombay after many years

Santa visits bombay after many years.

So he shouts:"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

Air hostess: tells him -B- silent.

So santa starts shouting- "ombay... ombay..."

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Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga,

Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.

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Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he

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Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi.

Dapu:To!

Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..!

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2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai.

2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon.

1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.

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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni.

Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ?

Sardar: " No Disc"

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Sardar was betting his son

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked 'ise kyu mar rhe ho?'

Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli " The person u r Calling is Busy" Kate...

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Papu waitin at bus stop.

Papu waitin at bus stop.
1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked "u want lift?"
Papu says: "no thanks, my house is in ground floor!

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Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,
I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'.

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Sardar to Call centre girl

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?

Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.

Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka

........By prakash

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Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto

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Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah

Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .

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