Santa was standing in front of the mirror

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping

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Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery
Santa: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror

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Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

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On a romantic date santa girl friend asks him

On a romantic date santa girl friend asks him:
Darling,On our engagement will you give me a ring?
He said: Sure... "What’s your phone number?"

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Santa,Your daughter has died

Santa,Your daughter has died.
Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!
then
then
What Died..Sala Chutiya Tha !

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professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college

professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college,
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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A Santa went to a bank to open a Saving A/C

A Santa went to a bank to open a Saving A/C,
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up,
You know why?
Form said: "Fill Up In Capital"

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A santa goes to police station and

A santa goes to police station and,
Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai”
Inspector- Kaun de raha hai,
Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.

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Santa went to a battery shop

Santa went to a battery shop,
And asked to change the battery,
The shopkeper asked exide laga dun?
Santa - dusri side tera baap lagayega kya.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?

Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?
Santa: you can call him anything because he cannot hear.

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Interviewee: What is your date of birth?

Interviewee: What is your date of birth?
Santa: November 28.
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa:Abey ullu every year.

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Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari

Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,
phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.
Banta: Kyun Chukan?
Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,
Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.

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Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?

Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de

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Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,
Banta: Gold ring dede,
Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,
Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede

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Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha.

Banta: ye kya kar rahe santa ji?

Santa: Oye..! Break Dance kar raha hun.

tum b kar lo.

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A Banta said something in Santa’s ear

A Banta said something in Santa’s ear and Santa died.

Take a wild guess,Wat did he say ?





‘Dhishkiyaon’

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Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda,
aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

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