Welcome Ramzan!

Welcome Ramzan!
Walk Humbly
Talk Politely
Dress Neatly
Treat Kindly
Pray Attentively
Donate generously
ALLAH bless You

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Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,

Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

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what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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andheri kabar,

andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

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andheri kabar,

andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

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main maa Bannay wali hoon.

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

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main maa Bannay wali hoon.

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

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wo lerki behri lagti hai

Sardarji: wo lerki behri lagti hai, main kuch kehta hon wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
Friend: Kaisay?
Sardarji: Mene kaha I love you, to wo boli, mene kal hi nayi sandal khareedi hai!!!

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Ek sardar train ki patri pe so gaya

Ek sardar train ki patri pe so gaya, ek aadmi ne kaha ye kia kar rahay ho - train aayegi to mer jao gay...
Sardar: Mere oooper se jahaz guzar gaya to mujhe kuch nahi hoa - ye train kia cheez hai.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai.

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Oye tu har message Do

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

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What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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2 boys with Sardar

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle,
Policeman gives hand to stop,
Sardar shouted! oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

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ye joday kahan bantay hain?

Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!

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A baby was born to a sardar

A baby was born to a sardar, When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please don't tell my wife about this!! I want to giver her a surprise..!!!

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Santa to police: Kal raat

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!

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Jab hota hai tera deedar

Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar
Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar...
Aadat se majboor ho, tum janay kab maanglo udhar.

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tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai

Sardar ko ek blank message aya, sardar ne usi number per phone kar k kaha
Kia tumhain maaloom hai tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai.

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Ek aap ho k sharmatay buhut ho

Ek aap ho k sharmatay buhut ho, ek aap ho k itratay buhut ho
dil to chahta hai dinner pe le jayen apko, kambakht ek aap ho k khatay bhi buhut ho.

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega
Khuda salamat rakhay tumhe warna, Bandar ki tarah uchal kood kon karega

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in short PAPPU YAR TANG NA KAR

Mere dukhon ki dhanak me rang na bhar, mohabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kar
khushi mere gham k sang na kar, in short PAPPU YAR TANG NA KAR

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jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna
Agar wo ghussay aaye to darna mat, Sir jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna

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Aye dost tu bhi likha kar

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

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ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai

Ishq main ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tootay moon sujaya hai
Hospital puhunchay to nurson ne farmaya hai, Baharo phool barsao ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai.

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inbox khali hai mera

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo, is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo
Morning time se inbox khali hai mera, thodi si to yaro sharam karlo

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Song: Acha sila diya tune

Song: Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka, yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka
Remix: Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka, naap liya mera si diya mere baap ka

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advance person ki taraf se advance Eid Mubarak.

Ye duniya buhut advance hai isliye advance duniya ki advance technology k zariye ek advance person ki taraf se advance Eid Mubarak.

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May Allah on this occassion

May Allah this occassion flood your life with happiness, your heart with Love, your soul with spritual, your mind with wisdom. Wishing you a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

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