Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak

Masterji: Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain.?
Raju: "Chamke kyu na? Mine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai.."

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Raju Raju sat up on the wall

Raju Raju sat up on the wall,
Raju Raju had a great fall,
Balance sheet died,share holders cried,
Raju Rju made a big Fraud.

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Agar apki dunia asman he

Agar apki dunia asman he

To dost apke sitare honge

unn sitaro me hume na dhundna

Q ki apki tamanna puri karnewale

Hum tut te taare honge...

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Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mein sri lanka ko sone ki lanka kyun

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mein sri lanka ko sone ki lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?

Student: Kyunki Humbkaran vahan din raat sota rehta tha..

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Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Banta: Are wah,Wo kaise ?..

Santa: Mai Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoon...

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Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai

Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai Zarur pilata

Banta: Are yaar Kabhi to DHOODH Market se le liya Karo!!

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Tears are silent language of love..

Tears are silent language of love..

When tears come with reason means u got some problem

But when tears come without any reason means " UR IN LOVE "

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Is Msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai

U R My BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVEBL
SWEETST

N

Intelligent Friend..

Note: Is Msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai,
Inka wastawikt jiwn s koi sambndh nai he.

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Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye
Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye,
Kuch pal mere sath haslo,
Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jiye

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Today a phone without wire is fashion

Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human with out brain will be a fashion.
On that day,My Friend U'LL Rock the Nation! Lollz

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Ek Aandha aadmi airforce me bharti ke liye gaya

Ek Aandha aadmi airforce me bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Me tume kis kam k lie rakhu ?

Aadmi: Sirf Aandha dhundh firing k liye

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Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad

Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad biwi se bola:

Pati: Aaj se tum hi meri,kavita ho,Kalpana ho,Bhavana ho

Patni: Meri liye aap hi,Dinesh ho,Rajesh ho

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