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What is the fullform of maths.

Teacher : What is the fullform of maths.

student : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

see how i proved 1=2

see how i proved 1=2
Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

Maths teaches us wrong!

Maths teaches us wrong!
I Can prove,

For Example
Will Prove 1=2..
Soln:
Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2(2-1)=2-1
=>2=1
--
Dekha Maths ke Buniyaad Hiladi!!

I was worried because in a Dream last night

I was worried because in a Dream last night
i saw All the Devils of the world have died,
Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

result is near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

How are the studies in this college ?

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Say NO to EXAMS.

Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS.

Student’s Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

Special offer……..

Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….

Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kya jaye

Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kya jaye,
Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye

Why we do not study whole year?

Why we do not study whole year?
And spent sleepless nights in Exams?

Because...

Sahil kay Sukoon se humain inkaar nahi,
Magar Tufaano se Kashti nikalnay ka Maza he kuch aur hai.

Vitela ek pal ni yad cho tame

Vitela ek pal ni yad cho tame
E:yad ma pan koi ni fariyaad 6e tame
Koi na jivan no cheelo shwas 6e tame
E:shwas ma koi no vishwas 6e tame

Soneri surya na,

Soneri surya na,
Soneri kirano,
Soneri kirano no soneri divas,
Soneri divas ni soneri subhechha,
fakt sona jeva loko ne "Sneh bhari

Bhini tar-batar 6e thandi hawa

Bhini tar-batar 6e thandi hawa
Udasi ma dubi gayi 6e ghata
Mahobbat ni sanj thai gayi
Saav kaari(kali) 6e jindgi ni fiza..

Aavta haso cho.

Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.
Tamne shu lage cheee ?

Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !?

Dress-maa tame sara lago chho

Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho,
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,
Maate tame Kunwara lago chho...

GUJRATI Shayari

GUJRATI Shayari
Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tu Maari Garodi Ane Hu Tari Bhit.

bapu bidi pita hata.

bapu bidi pita hata.
magan:bapu tamari bidi mathi dhumada kem nathi nikalta.
bapu:te na nikle aa to CNG bidi chee.hahaha

Te jo be mitha bol bolya

Te jo be mitha bol bolya,
Maara kaano ma sangeet vaagyu;
Dhime dhime taara vichaaro nu,
Maara jeevan ma pravaas jagyu.

Prem ma modi rajuat na karjo

Prem ma modi rajuat na karjo,
jo nibhavina sako to sharuat na karjo,
jene tamara vagar jivani aadat j nathi ene kyarey judia ni vat na karjo..

zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne

zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne,
tamari aa ada kem na game amne,
ek prashna thay mara man ma,
prem ma chho tame,ke vahem ma chiye ame...

Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.

Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe.

Aaje achanak mulakat thai gai

Aaje achanak mulakat thai gai,
karvi naa hati e vat thai gai,
me kahyu tara mate suraj lavi dau,
tene kahyu ja jutha have to raat thai gai..

Nayan Ma Na Rakho Eatali Nafrat

Nayan Ma Na Rakho Eatali Nafrat
Aa Nayan Ma Hu Tasvir Bani Ne Aavish
Bhale Raho Tame Mara Nayan Thi Dur
Hu Malva Mate SAPNU Bani Ne Aavis

Loko kahe-chhe ke - Hasya tena ghar vasya

Loko kahe-chhe ke - Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke -
Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

Maari ghazal che niche padela Gulabma;

Maari ghazal che niche padela Gulabma;
Laakho milan ni tako che haji pan hisab ma

Jindagi ma soneri suvas 6e

Jindagi ma soneri suvas 6e
Shabdo ma aneri mithash 6e
Haasya ni mast bahar 6e
Jyare jeevan ma apno sangath 6e..

Prit ni ekpakshi ramat thai gayi

Prit ni ekpakshi ramat thai gayi
Kevi nadaani sanjogvat thai gayi
Haar k jeet jevu kashu n rahyu
Jindagi ek amasti sharat thai gayi.

Yaad Karu Chhu Dost Tane Vat Vat Ma

Yaad Karu Chhu Dost Tane Vat Vat Ma,
Rehvu Che Mare Sada,,
Tara Saath ma,
Tu Mane Na Shodh Tari Aas Pass Ma,
Hu Tane Mali Jais Tara J Swash Ma..

Aree! jivan ma 1 bhool hoon var-m-var karu chu...

Aree! jivan ma 1 bhool hoon var-m-var karu chu...
Manvi choon ne manvi ne pyar karu chu...

A Gujrati husband

A Gujrati husband
to his wife on salary day,
Le aa 600 dudh na,
100 paper na,
800 kirana na,
ane aa 1000 tane "VAPARVA NA

Muj Ko Uljha Hua Rhne Do Muqadar Ki Tarh

Muj Ko Uljha Hua Rhne Do Muqadar Ki Tarh
Mn Teri Zulf Nhi K Jo Sunwr Jaonga
Yad Aonga Zikr Wfa Me ,Mn B
Ashk Bnkr Tere Ankhon Me Utr Jaonga

nayan malta nayan sharmai jashe

nayan malta nayan sharmai jashe
dil malta dil herkhai jashe
jindgi chhe to prem kari jojo
swarg shu che te jivta jivta samjai jashe......

Marnar ni cheeta par,chahnar koi chadtu nathi.

Marnar ni cheeta par,chahnar koi chadtu nathi.
Kahe chhe marish,pan pacchad thi koi martu nathi.
Bhadkti aag ne joi,e aag ma koi padtu...

Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thaay Nahi

Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thaay Nahi,
Nazik Ke Dur Thi Samjay Nahi,
Sneh Na Dariya Ma Dubo To Khabar Pade!Em Kinare Rahi Haiyu Bhinjay nahi.....

Samudra vishal nathi hoto

Samudra vishal nathi hoto,
aapni nazar vishal hoy chhe,
koi no pan prem ocho nathi hoto,
aap ni apexa vadhara hoy chhe...

kalpana na hati ke mitrata thase

kalpana na hati ke mitrata thase
dil bhinjay enu naam ulfat hase
have awarg ni galiyo sa mate
jya tame haso tya "jannat"hashe

Ful ne khushbu male

Ful ne khushbu male, naav ne saagar male;
Aap jo Aavo to mara dil ne dilbar male.

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,
fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,
kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,
Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma...

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yad karjo

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yad karjo
kadi kaam pade to yad karjo
mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani
jo hichki ave to maf karjo.

Prem ni e madhur yado pan bahu che

Prem ni e madhur yado pan bahu che,
E na male to eni kalpana pan bahu chePrem thayo ke adhuro rhiyo vat e nthi Prem krvano avsar mlyo e bhu c

Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke

Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke
Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe
Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari
Ej Mari Fariyad Che

Aavi 6e Vasant Patzad Joi Joi Ne

Aavi 6e Vasant Patzad Joi Joi Ne
Hase 6e Manvi Ketlu Roi Roi Ne
Nahi Bhoolay Bhutkal Aagad Joi Joi Ne
Made 6e Sachha Mitro Kya Har Koi..

Tuj prem pamyo ane khoi didho

Tuj prem pamyo ane khoi didho,
Rahi gai antar ma tari yaad,
Dhalti sanj nu aa aekant 6e,
Ane honth par taro j saad.

Micchami Dukkdam

Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thay Nahi

Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thay Nahi
Nazik Ke Door Thi Samjaay Nahi
Sneh Na Dariya Ma Dubo To Khabar Pade
Em Kinaare Rahi Haiyu Bhinjay nahi

MEHFIL Na sahi tanhai me to YadKaroge

MEHFIL Na sahi tanhai me to YadKaroge
kabi to us khuda se FariyadKaroge
na mila he na milega mere jaisa koi
kabi to is bat per naaz karog

Jivan ma ek pal evi pan hati

Jivan ma ek pal evi pan hati,
E same hati ne sathe pan hati,
Abhar etlo j mari durdasha no ke,
E Rekha Hathma hati, pan hath thi dur hati

Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che

Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che;
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
paheli j najare prem thayo che

Popat Betho Che Daal Par

Popat Betho Che Daal Par,
Aansu Pade Che Rumal Par,
Hu To Fida Chu Tari Chaal Par,
Pachi Kem Na Pade 2 Gaal Par.

Prem to amare pan karvo hato

Prem to amare pan karvo hato,
pan vaat khas thai nahi,
tajmahal to amare pan bhandvo hato,
pan afsoss ke loan pas thai nahi........

Jivan maa JAS nathi

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.

Tamari yaad ek adat bani gayi chhe.

Tamari yaad ek adat bani gayi chhe.
Mahobbat ni unchi imarat bani gayi chhe.
Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe.....................

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,
fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,
kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,
Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yad

kem chho

kem chho
majama ?
tabiyat sari
baki anand mangal ?
aangli nathi dukhti ne ?
aankh pan ok ?
magaj barabar ?
kamal chho yar to pachhi msg karo

Nafrat hoy na hoy thodo prem rakhjo..

Nafrat hoy na hoy thodo prem rakhjo...

Malvanu thay na thay sambandh banavi rakhjo...

Call thay na thay SMS chalu rakhjo...

Aankho Varsi Jaay 6

Aankho Varsi Jaay 6

Vedana Vagar

Haiyu Bari Jaay 6

Pidha Vagar

Jivwana To 6 Lakh Kaaran

Pan Swas Atki Jaay 6 Tamara Vagar....

NAMASKAR!Aa navri sms seva

NAMASKAR!Aa navri sms seva ma apnu'SWAGAt'6.
Amara sms jo apne game to krupa kari ne ek miss cal maro.
jo na game to.baju wala ne ek lafo maro

jane kem amari yaad juni thai gai

jane kem amari yaad juni thai gai
tamari yadma amari ankh bhini thai gai
evi te kai vat thai gai ke
tamne amari yaad aavti bandh thai gai

Ave 6 Vsant

Ave 6 Vsant
Ptzad Joi_Joi Ne
Hase 6 Manvi
Ketlu Roi_Roi Ne
Nathi Bhulato
Bhutkal Koi Ne Joi_Joi Ne
Male 6 Sacho Prem
Kyarek Koi_KoiNe

jivan ma koi ras nathi

jivan ma koi ras nathi,
marvano koi jash nathi,
kaam nu koi lax nathi,
javu che mare america,
pan surat thi koi local bus nathi.........

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