3 tips to break a mirror
3 tips to break a mirror
1.Pathar mar ker tod do
2.Utha ke neechay phainko
3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao
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Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaise
bander ko kela mila ho.
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PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
1 bottle pani Lo
use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo
thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
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Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them?
Sardar thinks & says 'oye! Idea, We'll come next year with 1 more'
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Sardar Sms,
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JAAN mAango to JAAN denge
JAAN mAango to JAAN denge
DIL maango to DIL denge
DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge
Kyunki
teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he
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Jab Apka Janam Hua
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fata
Adbhut Roshani Hui
God Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue
Or Bole-SORRY
Galti Ho Gai
Please ADJUST KarLena
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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Bahu: koi faida nhi
Saas: kyu
Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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Saas-Bahu SMS,
wife SMS
Wife running after a garbage truck
Wife running after a garbage truck said: "Am I too late for the garbage? "
Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
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Husband and Wife SMS
'WHITE'.
INTERVAL
THE END
U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali's new film:
'WHITE'.
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Bollywood SMS,
Funny SMS(Eng)
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya "RISHTA-CHAHIYE"
1 month bad jawab aya "Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he"
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funny sms
Aaj ka sawal
Aaj ka sawal
pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai?
very simple
Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he
aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
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Girlfriend SMS
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he
DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
U know y?
Sehwag is the OPENER
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Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?
agar hai to..!
pls
pls
pls
Delete kar do na!
jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
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Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai
Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai
Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho...
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.
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..
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.
Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila??
Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
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Bollywood SMS,
funny sms,
Student SMS,
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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?
Banta: It beats, beats & beats...
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Police SMS,
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LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?
LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?
DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.
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Lalu Prasad SMS,
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Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai
Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,
Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun
Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi
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Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam
Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam
Khallas
Over
Finish
Kal fir start
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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm
Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm
Dr-Whats ur problem?
Santa-I forget things
Dr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?
Santa-Which problem ?
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Santa SMS
Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane kyu shrmati thi
jab humne muh khulvyato pata chala
sali gutka khati thi
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Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?
Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?
Banta : Kuch B nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
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Santa Banta SMS
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
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wife SMS
Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary.
Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary.
So Every True Lover is Requested.
In Memory of Jack & Rose.
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute
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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!
Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
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Registan k tufan ruka nai krte
Registan k tufan ruka nai krte
Samundar k pani sukha nai krte
Aap hum ko sMs karo ya na karo
Par hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte
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send me sms,
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Sardar: "I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years
Sardar: "I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years".
Friend:Then what happened?
Sardar:Nothing,
she married the postman
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Sardar Sms
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE
Sender:Mahatma Gandhi
Sent:
00:00:00 am
15-08-1947
sorry for delay
Network is Busy
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Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Santa's son: papa,there r people at the door,
they r asking for donation for swimming pool.
Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Parents Sms
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
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Husband and Wife SMS
Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai
Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,
Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko....
Yeh SMS ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai
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friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
?
?
?
?
?
Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag JayegA
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Washing Pwder Nirma
Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae
AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Padte zarur H,
wo bi TONE k sath
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1 pagal doosre pagal se
1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi.
2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro!
1st pagal:Pagal ho kya?
Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!
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This msg is just only for...
This msg is just only for...
For,
Only for...
Just Finger Exercise!
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