YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko

YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
hoon.. hoon..
Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aise
matRo warna bada hokar tu
HIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga

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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena

Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena..


Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?

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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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Teacher : What is your caste ?

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aage Mummy ki marzi

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 21" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

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SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

Hoye-Pape, Maine Bi Apni Shadi pe ItemGals NAchani He

SARDAR: Kute De Putra O TEri Mausi Hai

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Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay.

Beta: Koi bat nahi hum raat min jayengay..

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Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi

Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi
or tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi.

Beta: Abbu chodu mat banao,
hospital jao ammi ki delivery hone wali hai

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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SOn : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Baap:Beta college mein tune kaun se 2 mushkil kam sikhe?

Baap:Beta college mein tune kaun se 2 mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)tez BIKE me bhi 1 TILi se cigret jalana

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Pappu-Bapu idhar aa.

Pappu-Bapu idhar aa.
Pappu's Dad-Aise nahin bolte beta
daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.

Pappu-Bapu,izzat ke sath idhar aaja

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