Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h?

Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h !

Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi

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Bhakt Swami se:

Bhakt Swami se:

Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu?

Swami:Uss Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaaye.

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Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho?

Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya

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Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart

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WRONG CODE !

You have touched my legs.

Anyway,

Take my blessings! Ha ha ha

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Bahut salon pehle mere

Bahut salon pehle mere
sms sirf bewkuf hi
padha krte the
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Aur aaj
fir 'itihas dohraya ja
raha hai,
sab prabhu ki leela hai'

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A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy.

A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy.

GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN. Please rukiye.

BOY:-Confuse kyun kar rahi ho,
ya toh BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo!!

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Year 1927

Year 1927
13 march
Wednesday
Oxford university, London
Evening
18:30:46

Kuch nhi hua tha.Apna kam karo.Sara din msg padhte
rehte ho

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Santa was going on buffalo.

Santa was going on buffalo.
A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet.


Santa: "Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai".

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Ice cream for U

,@,
(......) meri taraf
/'.'/ se ICCREAM
// 4U






ZYADA
MUSKORAO MAT
Agar himmat hai
to kha k dikhao.!

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vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,

vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,
Woh Toilet M Bethe The Maikhaana Samajhkar,
Aur Dhone Ka Paani P Gye Paimana Samajhkar.

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Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi.

Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi.

Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi.

Ay ALLAH!

Ye pyar hi hai Ya..

Phir se "CHUNA" laga gaya koi!

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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha

School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha

Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye KyoGhum Rahe Ho Bachhe

Pathan Student:GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVERKaha Se Laun.

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If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?

If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?

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I know u both will start playing
Its natural when close friends meet.

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Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate he

Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate he
Zindagi Ki Raho Me Insan Badal Jate he
Badalti nai Dosti Kabhi
Dosti Kerne Wale Insan Badal jate hai.

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Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry

Adalat k bad

Qatil: Kya hua

Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

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Armano ki chita jal gayi

Armano ki chita jal gayi
umeed ki imarat deh gayi
tumhari kya izzat reh gayi
jab padosi ki behan tumhe bhaiya keh gayi

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Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?

Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?



Hamesha galat mat socha karo





Muh band ho jata hai aur kya?

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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
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Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He

20Gadho Ko Sms Karo

10Padte He

5Ko Samaj Me Aata He

4 To Kanjus Hote He

1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

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What's the main reason for divorce ?

What's the main reason for divorce ?
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"Marriage"

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U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

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Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge

Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2:After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

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