Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi
Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi
Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho?
Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya
Showing posts with label Police SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Police SMS. Show all posts
Santa : I lost my dog
Santa : I lost my dog
Police : Put an add in newspaper
Santa : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can't read newspaper!
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
Police SMS,
Santa SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?
Banta: It beats, beats & beats...
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
Police SMS,
Santa Banta SMS
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne usey pakar liya,
Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: "Saboot to utha lao"
Labels:
funny sms,
pathan sms,
Police SMS
A santa goes to police station and
A santa goes to police station and,
Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai”
Inspector- Kaun de raha hai,
Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.
Labels:
funny sms,
Police SMS,
Santa SMS,
Top Rated SMS
3 sardars were going on a bike.
3 sardars were going on a bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”
Labels:
funny sms,
Police SMS,
Sardar Sms
JAILOR:Tum kis apradh k liye jail aye ho
JAILOR:Tum kis apradh k liye jail aye ho
QAIDI : sarkar se comptetion ho gaya tha
JAILOR:- Competion wo kis baat ka
QAIDI : Note chhaapne ka.
Labels:
funny sms,
Police SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Labels:
Doctor SMS,
Kiss SMS,
Police SMS,
Teachers Day SMS
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
Police SMS,
Santa SMS
Sardar was riding on horse
Srdar was riding on horse
He croses de Red light&policeman whistles
de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"
Labels:
funny sms,
Jokes SMS,
Police SMS,
Sardar Sms
Kyo hass rahe ho?
Police: Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
fansi di jayegi.
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to subah 8
baje utthta hoon!
Labels:
funny sms,
Police SMS,
Sardar Sms
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