Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 02/03/09

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ?

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ?

Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, 'Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai...?'

A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,

A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,
People gathered and asked, kya hua ?
He replied, 'Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun'

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha......

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha......

Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do U know what the business was in?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

Sardar watching star tv

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,'aap dekh rahe hein star tv'.
Sardar jee bole,'oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?'

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple.

Just knock the door and they will open it.

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
'Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi'

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai

Teacher to sardar: A for?

Teacher to sardar: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

Sardarni: Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain

Sardarni: 'Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain'

Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?

Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top

Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?

Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?
Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

" Please Try Letter 'later' "

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Sardar angrily said,i know it means:

S - Sardaron ka
M - Mazak udane ki
S - servic

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?
Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them

Aplication by santa:

Aplication by sardar:

Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.

Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain

Anand to Sardar : 'Aao ji, Chess khelte hain'

Sardar: 'Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!'

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.

Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
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"Railway Station"

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

Teacher : What is your caste ?

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote: Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.

Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat

= FOREVER

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl
So choose the best place where you should shine.

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,
Is Din ek baar YAAD karna.

Happy Valantine day my sweet Heart

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath

Wife:"Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?"

HUSBAND: "Sahi suna he,"

Wife: "aisa kion?"

Husband: "Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain."

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney,
If liver fails, kidney fails,
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta

Death is not the greatest loss in life

Death is not the greatest loss in life,
the greatest loss of life is when relationship dies amoung us
while we r alive

Age Of Drinks

Age Of Drinks:

1 to 5 breast Milk,
5 to 15 Horlicks,
15 to 25 beer,
25 to 32 Fresh Milk,
32 to 40 whisky,
40 to 50 Oldmonk,
50 to 60 vodka,
60 to 70 Tonic,
70 Gangajal

KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the "Atithi Devo bhav"
Phir likha "shubh laabh"
Phir likha "u r welcome",

aur ab "KUTTON SE SAVDHAN"

Although the world is full of Suffering

Although the world is full of Suffering,
it is also full of the overcoming of it.

...........By Helen Keller

Be at peace with yourself first

Be at peace with yourself first and
then you will be able to bring peace to others.

...........By Thomas A.Kempis

As long as you put in the work

As long as you put in the work,
you can own the dream.
When the work stops,
the dream disappears.

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top
because you pass them all on the way down.

..........By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr

LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST

LFE IS AT IT'S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST
BUT IT'S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS

Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi ........
oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \"Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\"

............By Abhi

Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?

Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?

Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu

Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.

Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.

Police ne usey pakar liya,

Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: "Saboot to utha lao"

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai.

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi....!

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha

Arz hai,

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,
Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha

Arz hai,

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,
Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai

Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai?

Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le

Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya

Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya.

Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha,

Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?

Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha

Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha

Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho

Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he

Ek dost ne santa se Poocha " Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel

Ek dost ne santa se Poocha " Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai"

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Santa: "Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do"

Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

Aur zor se Chillaya

Khabardar,

Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega

Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He.

Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.

Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur

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" Friend "
".Love."
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Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur
Friends & Also 2 Me.If 5
Cum Back,U'll Get A Big Surprise on 14 FEB.

Good Morning,

Good Morning,
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Have a nice day,
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Q Press kar rahe ho?

Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?

Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya

Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi,

Pucho kyun ?

Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.

Please give me a kiss

Please give me a kiss
daro mat Kiss means

K: Kai

I: Interesting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo

So,always KISS ME

Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe

Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ?

Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai

Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai

nahi jali

Dusri jalai,nahi jali

3 jalai wo jal gai

To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..