Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Bindas sone ka

Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night.

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Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi.

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Apun wishing you a wonderful

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana

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Kya mast air chal raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai

cow log grass eat kar raele hai

dog log bark bark kar raele hai

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

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Apun ek sher bolega,

Apun ek sher bolega,

Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,

Boleto ho gayeli hai night,

Band karne ka tube light,

Aur soneka tight,

Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?

Tum saala dost log udharich milega.

Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,

Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,

Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,

Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,

Maardalegi kya?

Dil dena hai to de,

Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,

kisi film ki kahani sunane,

k liye msg to karega nahin,

Common sense ki baat hai k,

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

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Beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

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Kya re!

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

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EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME

EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME DOOSRE TAPORI SE

PANGA WITH ME IS NOT CHANGA

I WILL MAKE U NANGA

IN FRONT OF HAR BANDA

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