Teacher sabse garam chez kia he

Teacher sabse garam chez kia he
student: jalta howa bulb
teacher: shabash woh kese
student: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

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Awaz mein mithas hai..

Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 21" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

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Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Khade khade marta he

Koi deere deere marta he

Koi jldi jldi marta he

Tab jakar scooter start hota he

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Gajar lo,Kela lo

Gajar Lo
Kela Lo

Tori Lo
Muli Lo

Kaddu Lo
Bhindi Lo

Baigan Lo
Khira Lo

Kakri Lo

Bhai Shahab apki Gand
Hai jo marji Lo...

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Talak k baad bachha mera:

Talak k baad bachha mera:

Husband: Bachha main rakhunga.
Wife Boli: Boodh mera, Handi meri,jara sa "khatta" (Jaag) kya dal dia pura dahi tera ho gaya?

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Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

1 Day boy cried for milk

Ash: Tumbade ho gaye ho khana khao

Boy: Achcha pilao mat sirf dikha do..

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Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya

Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti

Mera sawal sirf itna hai ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kahan.

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Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho

Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho
Us train ko kya kahenge....?

Socho....
Socho....
Socho....





Maalgadi.. Yaar

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Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

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INDIA KI REET

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

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A General asks a young lady officer

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

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An journalist to mallika sherawat

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....




Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

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Do you like mathematics?

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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A baby dog asks mama dog

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

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Teacher: why are you late?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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