Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello Taj hotel??
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do..
Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de
Showing posts with label Beggar SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beggar SMS. Show all posts
Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'
Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'
Man: Then y r u Begging ?
Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !
Labels:
Beggar SMS,
Funny SMS(Eng)
Aap ne mujhko dekha…
Aap ne mujhko dekha…
Fir aap mere peeche aye…
Ate gaye…
Fir..
Fir..
Fir..
Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada…
Labels:
Beggar SMS,
funny sms,
insult sms
Bhikhari= 50paise dedo,
Bhikhari= 50paise dedo,
mene 3 din se kuch nai khaya hai..
Kanjus= Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata 50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???..
Labels:
Beggar SMS,
funny sms,
Kanjus SMS
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai
Jis tarah 1 machhar
marne se tum shikari nahin
bunoge
Theek usi tarah
2-4 SMS karne se
tum bikhari nahi bunoge
Labels:
Animal SMS,
Beggar SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…
Labels:
Beggar SMS,
Husband and Wife SMS
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