Santa was standing in front of the mirror
Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping
Santa at an Art Gallery
Santa at an Art Gallery
Santa: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror
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Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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