Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: October 2008

Kya mast air chal raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai

cow log grass eat kar raele hai

dog log bark bark kar raele hai

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Apun ek sher bolega,

Apun ek sher bolega,

Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,

Boleto ho gayeli hai night,

Band karne ka tube light,

Aur soneka tight,

Boleto, Bye Good Night..

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?

Tum saala dost log udharich milega.

Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,

Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,

Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,

Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,

Maardalegi kya?

Dil dena hai to de,

Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,

kisi film ki kahani sunane,

k liye msg to karega nahin,

Common sense ki baat hai k,

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

Beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

Kya re!

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

Tu mala havi aahes

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Sakali hastes

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes?

behray phone uchal

When i call you..

Ringing means i like u.
Ringing means i need u.
Ringing means i luv u.
Ringing means

behray phone uchal.

Sweet Marathi SMS

Sweet Marathi SMS

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

bahiri aahes ki kay

Riye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

Bhosadyat Geli Company

Corporate Concept:
Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..

Close your Eyes..

Take a Deep Breath..

Settle Down..

Just Relax..

then say...

"Bhosadyat Geli Company"

Je jodle te naate

Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
.
.
Athavani

Miss you lot.

Na sampanare akhand swapna asave

Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...

3 mungyana 1 cake disto..

3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
pahli jate ani cake khate..
dusri pan jaun khate..
tisri nahi khat...
ka??

ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat...

Marathi SMS

A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
Aastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACH
AAHET.

Vasant Rutuchya agmani

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.

Musaldhar Pavsala mi jara

Musaldhar Pavsala mi jara sudhha ghabarnaar nahi.
Pen tuzya Ek Ashru mala durunahi pahavnaar naahi

Love you .....

D moon said 2 me

D moon said 2 me,
"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
"jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?"

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar

T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

Rimzim pavsat TULA

Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?

Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.

Himat asel tar yapexa

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Jyanchyakade internet

Jyanchyakade internet explorer nahi,te sagle bhikari ahet...
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"Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari"!

Rang-gandhachya

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Apun wishing u a wonderful

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast
n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas 'HAPPY DiWALi'

Aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan

'aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhadaye, 'Happy Diwali'

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari
aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..

May the Divine Light of Diwali

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali By....Www.Mysmscollection.com

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan
avsar par.

!! Happy Diwali !!

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali kisubhkamnain kare sweekar.

HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Santa Susu Kar Rahatha,

Santa Susu Kar Rahatha,

1 Girl Ne Uska Bada Lunnd Dekhato Boli: Wow, I Need It

Santa: Jaldi Se 1 Cup Le Aa, Susu Finish Hone Wali Hai

Boy:Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

Boy:Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.
Girl:Nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hu.
Boy:To fir bulayo kabhi.

Ladki rikshawala se: kyo bhaiya jaega?

Ladki rikshawala se: kyo bhaiya jaega?
rikshawala: bilkul jaye ga madam tabhi to khada kiya hai.
Ladki:to fir ghuma k peeche se le lo

IMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana Hai

Pyar to Bahana hai
Aankhe Mile Na Mile Lips ko Milana hai
Ye Style He sab Aashiqo ka Kyoki
Raj Kapoor ka nai
IMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana Hai

In KBC

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Ye 1 RAAZ ki baat hai.

Ye 1 RAAZ ki baat hai.

Kisi ko batana mat

Nahi bataoge na

Wada

To suno
Dhyan se

GANGADHAR HI SHAKTIMAN THA.

Milta dahej mein Pakistan

Vajpayee-Mil jaati sapno ki sehzadi,
Agar Musharaf ki Beti se hoti meri shaadi,
Hota kashmir ka samadan,
Milta dahej mein Pakistan.

India has power of sardar

China has a great dewar,
Russia has a communist sarkar,
America has powerful radar,
But! Beware world!
Because only India has power of sardar.

'NAAM TERA KAAM MERA'

Ur Hero,Sania Is Heroine & Iam Villan.
In One Scene I'll Kidnap&Rape Sania.
Bt U R Stil Hero U Marry Sania.
Flim Name Is 'NAAM TERA KAAM MERA'

Is duniya mein dost kum milenge

Is duniya mein dost kum milenge,
Is duniya mein gam hi gam milenge,
Jahan duniya nazar ferlege us mod pe dost hum milenge

Kash tum bakri hote

Kash tum bakri hote,
Me tumhe ghas khilata aur pyar se tumare singh hilata aur pochta.. PAGAL kaun? 2m ya Mi?
aur 2m pyar se bolte,Main Ma..

My mobile is not well

My mobile is not well
Dr.Nokia told it was due to shortage in vitamin named SMS.
Please help my mobile b 4 it dies.Please donate some SMS

Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karenga

Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karenga.
Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karena..
Mar be gaye to kiya hua Yamraj ke phone se SMS kiya karenga...HA.HA.

What hapen to ur mobile.

What hapen to ur mobile.
When I am trying to call you.
It says welcome to the jungle network.
he monkey u r trying to call is up on the tree

FriendShip is a network that needs

FriendShip is a network that needs
NO Recharge
NO Roaming
NO Validity
NO activation
NO Signal prbms
Just dont switch off ur Heart. . . . .

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me, Sar Jhukta hai LIKHNE me aur sar Jhukta he kisi 'GENIUS' ke Msg padhne me.
Padho-Padho sar jukha ke Padho.......

"YOU" The waste of india!!

"CELLO"
The pen of india
"LUX"
The soap of india
"Amul"
The taste of india
"YOU"
The waste of india!!
Sender:
The great of india

Can a person have name & surname same?

Teacher asked Papu : Can a person have name & surname same?
Papu replied :"YES",If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,her name will be
Lara Lara

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA-"India Me aisa kon hi jo 15 Din Me Ekbar Natha hi?"
Khuda kasm 5 Crore Thukra diye,Magar tera nam nahi Liya

Woman went 2 repair her umbrala

Woman went 2 repair her umberala
Repairman: mam upar kapda aur neche rod dalna hoga
Mam: kuch b karo andar pani nahi jana chahiye.

ZINDGI ek raat hai..

ZINDGI ek raat hai..,
Jis me na jane
kitne khwaab hai..,
Jo mil gya wo APNA hai..,
Jo tut gya wo SAPNA hai..,
So enjoY
every moment...

CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
CIRCUIT: Saala do akshar pada aur woh bhi ULTA..!

Duniya mein kon Bewafa nahi hai

Duniya mein kon Bewafa nahi hai,
suraj ko hi lijiye,aata hai usha ke saath,
rehta hai kiran ke saath,jaata hai sandhya ke saath

Dad2Son: Wen I beat u,hw do u

Dad2Son: Wen I beat u,hw do u control ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet!
Dad: hw does dat satisfy u?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush!

who discovered America?

TEACHER: PAPPU,go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct.
Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Child dog asked its mother

Child dog asked its mother dog:"who is my father?"
mother dog said:Don't disturb,Your father is reading this SMS..!

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai,
Yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad aane par sms karte hai aur aap sms aane par yaad karte hai

Jab koi sms nahi karta

Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Tab Itna gussa aata hai..Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..
Ki.
Jute utar ke...
Chappal pehen loon!:-)

Phone mera,paise mere

Gud mrng......,
Ab ap soch re hoge k gud morning msg abi kyon?Simple!
Phone mera,paise mere,msg mera to marzi b meri:
jo man me aye vo beju.so,hapy diwali

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar d

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar d,

tadap rahe hi hum yahan,ab aur na intazar d,
awaj mat suna,ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call 2 mar de...

Santa Buys a pack of Ghee

Santa Buys a pack of Ghee & asks d shopkeeper: Wher is my gift?
Shopkeeper: What gift?
Santa: It is writen on d pack: Cholesterol free

What is the difference between blood and you

What is the difference between blood and you?
Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U'

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like,
coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
and then I looked at you,
and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

We cannot be together

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

If you r in a dark room

If you r in a dark room,
you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking
don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

A candle may melt and it's fire may die

A candle may melt and it's fire may die,
but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

I luv my eyes when u look into them

I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my name when u say it;
I luv my heart when u luv it;
I luv my life when you are in it.

There are Tulips in my garden

There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

If i were a tear in ur eye

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard.
Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of u when we r apart.
Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

Sending you my bed to let you rest

Sending you my bed to let you rest,
pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm.
I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.

Let`s share the world.

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

I miss the laughs I used to get from you

I miss the laughs I used to get from you,
I miss the talks we used to have.
And above all, I just miss YOU!

Every time i miss you, a star falls

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings,
but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.
I care for you in my own STRANGE ways.
Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn.
So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,
never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue

When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue,
D lovely stars r hinting @ u,
Ur heart beats tells u something true,
That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

Wenever I miss U

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Red or white

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

U may miss me

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

I'll stand here 4ever

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

Dear O Dear, ur not near

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

D smallest word is I

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

I m on a mission:

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Love is like a CD track

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

Message:some text missing*

Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

As days go by, my feelings get stronge

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Smile in Pleasure

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

No shadows 2 depress u

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

If i reached for your hand

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

When i look at you

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

24hrs make a lovely day

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Don't wait until it's too late to tell

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Mobiles can b very irritating.

Mobiles can b very irritating..
Have 2 buy card every week..
Have 2 recharge battery..
Msgs get delayed
But there is 1 thing i Love about it
it connects ME 2 U.

HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO

HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.
MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.
BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,
MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.

like clothes of Bipasha Basu

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Mere marne ke baad mere doston

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana.

Birds Love u!

Birds Love u!
Trees Love u!
Flowers Love u!
Tortoises Love u !
Deers love u!
monkeys Love u!
Plz go back 2 zoo. They all miss u..

Doctor's prescription 4 u

Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

I'll always remember the day I married you,

I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

We've had our ups and downs

We've had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other, Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary.

Marriage is that relation between man and women

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal".
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

All my love for you FREE!

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

On this special day,

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Lost in an animal farm

Lost in an animal farm,
I saw many animals,
mouse,
bird,
monkey,
HAILA! YOU TOO…

Diffrence between monkey & donkey

Diffrence between monkey & donkey?

monkey save all
my sms &

donkey delete all my sms,

now choice is
yours....

teacher,write ur best friend"s name

teacher,write ur best friend"s name

student,beautiful red under wear
teach,what is this

stud, ji SUNDER LAL CHADDI

Wife,janu kash aap sms hote

wife,janu kash aap sms hote main apko save karti.

husband,darling kash tum ring tone hoti har hafte change karte

santa join NASA

santa join NASA
after one month AMERICANS change the name of NASA to SATAYANASA

MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

DEKHTA HI REH GAYA

DEKHTA HI REH GAYA

PHIR

PHIR

MUJHE CHASMA LAG GAYA

EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME

EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME DOOSRE TAPORI SE

PANGA WITH ME IS NOT CHANGA

I WILL MAKE U NANGA

IN FRONT OF HAR BANDA

wife ko begum kyoun kehte hai?

Wife ko begum kyoun kehte hai?

kyounki shadi ke baad sabhi gum pati ko milte hai

aur wife be-gum ho jati hai.

Phele pakistan ka naara

Phele pakistan ka naara tha PAKISTAN ZINDABAAD
.
.
.
.
aaj ka nara PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BAAG.

AAJ MUJHE STOMACH ACHE HAI

SANT, AAJ MUJHE STOMACH ACHE HAI . KAAM PE NAHIN AOOUNGA
.
BANTA,STOMACH TO SABKE EK HI HOTA HAI,CHUTTI NAHIN MILEGI
KAM PE AAO.

EK BACHA JAISE HI PAIDA HUA

EK BACHA JAISE HI PAIDA HUA ,NUFSE SE BOLA MOBILE DENA
NURSE, KYA KARNA HAI
BACHA,GOD KO MISS CALL KARNI HAI
THIK THAK PAHUNCH GAYA HOO.

santa asked his friend

santa asked his friend,kya thumare under wear me ched hai?

friend, nahin

santa,to phir tange kahan se dalta hai

Santa roz apni kitchen me jata

santa roz apni kitchen me jata

sugar ka dibba kholta aur band kar deta
.
.
.
.
.
kyounki doc ne usse kaha ,roz apni sugar check karo.

Aaj newspaper me khabar chhapi

Aaj newspaper me khabar chhapi hai ke sms bhejne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai

Oh! god to aaj se band
.
kay sms
.
.
.
nahi soneo NEWS PAPER

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA

AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?
.
.
.
.
ANS, MAHI-WAY.

AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI

Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?
.
.
.
.
ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.

GILA GILA GILA

Q : why did adnan sani sing the song

GILA GILA GILA

ANS;KYA KARE BECHARA USKE SIZE ME KOI DIAPER NAHIN ATA.

Banta: Aaj party kis khusi me?

Banta:aaj party kis khusi me?
Santa:meri scooter kho gayi.
Banta:to.
Santa:shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha warna mai b gum ho jata

A Dad went to school to get son's

A Dad went to school to get son?s report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.

Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad.

Look at my Figure

Diagram in book was not clear..

So,teacher drew diagram on blackboard & announced..

"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

hum chaat ki dukan kholenge

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advertisment karunga ki ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?

Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

Dad: Nahi Beta

Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

Which Part Of A Man

Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?

Once Lalu and Mallika

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
.
.
.
.
.
Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->

My eyes bear uncountable

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-(

Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-(

I wish u were here

To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

dil karta hai le loon teri

dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala?

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka

Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

Master Ji To Class -

Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

1 Girl - ?Master Ji,

Nikal Ke Dikhayein?

Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti.

Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?

Which part of Female Body ?

Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?

Answr:

? EYE!?
But i love the way u think.

Don't take things in wrong sense

Don't take things in wrong sense when.

Dr says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist says:
keep it OPEN n WIDE!

Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!";

Merry Marlow

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
.
.
.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

He took me from a bar.

He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

What is the fullform of maths.

Teacher : What is the fullform of maths.

student : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

see how i proved 1=2

see how i proved 1=2
Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

Maths teaches us wrong!

Maths teaches us wrong!
I Can prove,

For Example
Will Prove 1=2..
Soln:
Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2(2-1)=2-1
=>2=1
--
Dekha Maths ke Buniyaad Hiladi!!

I was worried because in a Dream last night

I was worried because in a Dream last night
i saw All the Devils of the world have died,
Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

result is near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

How are the studies in this college ?

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Say NO to EXAMS.

Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS.

Student's Declaration

Student’s Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

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