Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Read more...Today is a day of celebration.
Why? Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS
.MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success,
Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a
party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Before the clock strikes twelve,
let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!
Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura
Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.
tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona
EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy....
EID MUBARAK....BONDO.
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!
Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear.
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
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Time too
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Wishing U and your family
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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
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Toh sms karo nee baba !!
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
I am sorry yaar,
aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool.
But if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one,
then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand &
take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu.........Fooollllllll.?
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat.
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mar jayega
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. Read more...Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
April Fool....
I want to suck you... lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep,
tat's how u...eat an ice cream
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
If I met you on tomorrow,
I would still give you my heart,
If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say,
"Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
This is a test to check ur English.
Read this fast and loud.
BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW..
TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG
EK BAAR EK SARDAR INTERVIEW K LYE GAYA USSE PUCHA GAYA
MURGA AUR MURGI MAI UNTER KARO
SARDAR NE KAHA K PATHAR
MARO BHAGA TO MURGA,BHAGI TO MURGI
Read more...
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain
Difference between wife & saali?
Saali pension,wife tension,
Saali yummy, wife vehmi
Saali cool wife fool
Saali is fresh cake,wife-Earth Quak
Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."
"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"
Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
Biwi sotay hue zor se chilayi,
"jaldi utho mera shohar agaya"
Aadmi utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,Tang tut gayi,Phir khayal aya..
"BhenCHOD main hi to SHOHAR hoon!
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Daku Ko Buhat Mara Tum Ne.
Woman:Muje Kya Pata Daaku
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shaohar
Ghar Der Se Aya He.
An old man married a young girl..
Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?
Girl: aik to inki "INCOME"
Aur dossre in kay "DIN KUM"
Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha
Husband: tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta
Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Sardar ki wife inspecter se:
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya
Inspector bhi sardar tha:
bola
to behan kuch or paka lo
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
What’s the difference between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to?
Ek Raat, ek Chor
Sardar ke Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola
SONA kaha he?
Sardar:- Ullu ke patthe,
pura Ghar khaali he kahi bhi jaake SOJA
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana
Teacher: Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.
Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?
Student: Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!
Wht is 143?
I lov you No
I hate U No
I miss U No
I wish U NO
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE
Naam Duba diya school ka..?
A beautiful girl was passing by..
Santa : Kya maal hai yaar
Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai ?
SARDAR bank lutne gaye par gun bhul gaye fir bhi bank loot liya Kaise?
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kyuki mangr bhi SARDAR tha.bola gun kal dikhana..
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!
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