Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: September 2008

Apne Dil Ki Dastan Sunane Aye Hai,

Apne Dil Ki Dastan Sunane Aye Hai,
Tabah Karne Ke Baad Pyar Jatane Aye Hai,
Ansoo Ponch Liye The Humne Kabke Magar,
Wo Phir Rulane Aye Ha

Doston ki Dosti pe mrta hu me

Doston ki Dosti pe mrta hu me
Pi Skta hun Zehar sharab se darta hu me
Dushmano ki Bewfayi ki parva nhi
Doston ki bewafayi se drta hu m

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke,

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke,
a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of you

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok n saki
Kabr me b y Dil Dhadkta rha

Oye mere dost,

Oye mere dost,
andhere ke ghost,
Double ande ki Toast,
Bujhe huye lamp post,
flop show ki host,
I MISS U MOST

Welcome abord2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,

Welcome abord2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,
all pssngers on bed
hug ur pillows as the flight will b lving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time
G'NITE!

Ho chuki raat bhut ab so jaiye

Ho chuki raat bhut ab so jaiye
Jo he dil k karib uske khyalo me kho jaiye
Kr raha hoga koi intezar aapka
Khwabo me hi sahi unse mil aa

Jab hume unse Mohabbat hui tab,

Jab hume unse Mohabbat hui tab,
Unhe hamari Mohabbat par shak tha,
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari Mohabbat ka,
Tabtak humpar kisi aur ka haq tha

Kisi ki yado me aansu bahane se

Kisi ki yado me aansu bahane se
dil ka dard kam nahi hota,
pyar to apni kismat me hota hai.
kisi ko chahne se koi apna nahi hota.

Waqt or khushi apke gulam honge

Waqt or khushi apke gulam honge
har pal or pehlu apke hi naam honge
jara mudh kar dkhna tum
apke har kadam k niche mere hathon k nishan hoge

bharosa hai tum par apne se bhi zyada

bharosa hai tum par apne se bhi zyada
par har us parchayi se darta hu
cheen na le koi tumhe mujhse
bas har pal isi baat se darta hu

Tumse juda hone se pehle, kitni rangeen zindagi thi,

Tumse juda hone se pehle, kitni rangeen zindagi thi,
kabhi in aankhon mein bhi khushi thi,
Ab jin me har lamha aansoo behte rahte hain...

KAsh yeh dil shishe ka bana hota

KAsh yeh dil shishe ka bana hota
chot lAgti to beshak fannah hota
par sunte jAb wo awAz iske tutne ki
tab unhe b apne guna ka ehsAs hota

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane,

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane,
Chand Bane To Tare Bane,
Kuch To He Baat Aap Me,
Yu Hi Nhi Pagalkhane Bane.

Rishte ne har kadam pe imtihan lia

Rishte ne har kadam pe imtihan lia
tanhai ne har mod par dhoka dia
fir bhi kismat se shikayat nai
kyu ki isi kismat ne aap jaisa dost jo dia

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hai.
Aankhe meri padh lo kabhi
Hum khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte h

Log kehte hai hui thi barish

Log kehte hai hui thi
barish us roj,
unhe kya pata us roj
roya tha koi
toote tha dil kisi ka
us roz
mohabat ki raaho pr
khoya tha koi

Pyar se pyar krna b 1 nasha h,

Pyar se pyar krna b 1 nasha h,
dil leke dil dena b 1 nasha h,
dilo me drd to hota hi h dost,
mgar us drd ko pena b 1 nasha h

Tere Pyar Me Hai Saanso Ki Sargam,

Tere Pyar Me Hai Saanso Ki Sargam,
Tere Pyar Ko Bhulu To Kaise?
Jeene Ki DiL Me Tamanna Nahi Hai,
Jeeu Main Koi Bataye To Kaise!

In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo

In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo
Humari Dosti Ko Azmaya Na Karo
Tumhare 1SmS K Badle 100Call Kardu
Par Shart Ye He,Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo

Har Saagar K Do Kinare Hote Hai,

Har Saagar K Do Kinare Hote Hai,
Kuch Log Jaan Se B Pyare Hote Hai,

Wo Aapke Paas Ho Ye Zaruri Nahi,

Yaadon K B Kuch Sahare Hote Hai

Dil Ko Ata He Jab Bhi Khayal Unka

Dil Ko Ata He Jab Bhi Khayal Unka
Tasvir Se Puchte He Hal Unka
Wo Kbi Humse
Pucha Karte The
Judaai Kya He
Aaj Samajh Aya He Sawal Unka.

Yado ko dilse mita kyu nai dete,

Yado ko dilse mita kyu nai dete,
Jo beet chuka he use bhula kyu nai dete,
aj bi humari mohabat Zinda he,
apne labo se bayan kyu nai kar de

Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hai

Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hai,
hum akele the akele reh jate hai..
Dil ka dard kise dikhaye,
murham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hai..

TOota Jo Dil To Dukh

TOota Jo Dil To Dukh
Hota Hai
Kar K Use Pyar Dil Ab
Bhi Rota Hai.
Dard Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Usi Ko
Jo Mohabat Pane K Bad
Khota Hai

Wife:Bathroom K Parde Lagwa Do

Wife:Bathroom K Parde Lagwa Do
Nya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Krta Hai
Sardar:1 Bar Daikh Lene Do
Phir Wo Khud Apne
Room Mn Parde Lga Le Ga!

Marwadi asks rate 2 Print

Marwadi asks rate 2 Print death of his Grandpa in Newsppr
Clerk:Rs50/word
Mrwdi-DADA DEAD
Clerk:NO.Min.5 wrds
Mrwdi-OK"DADA DEAD,SANTRO 4SALE

Bacche kaise hote h?

In KG class

BOY:
Mujhe malum ho
gaya ki Bacche kaise hote h?

GIRL:
Bas, Mujhe to
ye b malum h ki kaise nahi hote

SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Banta: Baby ki Aawaz Record kr rha hu!

Santa: Oye kya kr rha he?
Banta: Baby ki Aawaz Record kr rha hu!
Santa: Q?
Banta: Jb ye bada ho jayegi, tb iska matlab puchunga.

Teacher: Childrens, exams are nearing

Teacher: Childrens, exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Santa: In which printing press the question paper are printed..!

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Husband: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance...?

Sardar was riding on horse

Srdar was riding on horse

He croses de Red light&policeman whistles

de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"

Sardar-expiry date dekh raha hu.

Ek Sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 hour se dekh raha tha.
wife-tum itna der se kya dekh rahe ho?
Sardar-expiry date dekh raha hu.

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chod do

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chod do, Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, Paro ne kaha pina chod do, Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chod do!

U plz contact EKTA KAPOOR

Patient:
MUJHE aisi medicine dijiye ke marne ke baad fir zinda ho jau

Doctor : Mai kuch nhi kar skta

U plz contact EKTA KAPOOR

I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.
Sardar: Ha ha i'm 1st

Shrma:Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho

Shrma:Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Vrma:Suicide karne ke liye
Shrma:To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai
Vrma:Kahi infection na ho jaae

gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?

Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?
std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Romu-why?

Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he ?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?
?

?

kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti he,
bhare bazar me
"Abe Gadhe"(A.G.)kehna sabhyta nhi

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

which is the oldest animal in world ?

Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world ?
Sardar: "ZEBRA'..
Teacher:(shocked) how?
SARDAR: Bcoz it is "BLACK AND WHITE

Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete

Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.

Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa & Banta r discussing
Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!
Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.

Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

How do U recognize a sardar

Q:How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard

Phul khilkar udas he..

Phul khilkar udas he..
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!! ;)

Saas-bhagwan ne tumhe 2 akkhen di

Saas-bhagwan ne tumhe 2 akkhen di,chawal se pathar nahi nikal skti? Bahu-bhagwan ne tumhe 32 dant dia,2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti..

NASA ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje.

NASA ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAAND TO HOGA HI NAHI..

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.
Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?
Student:Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!

Santa & wife waiting 4

Santa & wife waiting 4
TRAIN,itne me"PUNJAB
MAIL"aayi.
Santa bhaag k train me chada or wife se bola-
"jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana"

Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,

Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
Chuhiya Ka To Dil Diwana Lgta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise Kutarte Hain Kapde,
Ab To Her Kapda Purana Lagta Hai.

Relation btwn Earth n Moon?

Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sardar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!

Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

Santa buys a new pressure cooker

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

GREAT NEWS

GREAT NEWS
call AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL & AIRTEL 2 other cell FREE @ Rs.30/month.
Just Type

send it to ***#*

Santa saw a man stealing a Purse.

Santa saw a man stealing a Purse.

Theif: "There is 1000 rs in the Purse. We can take 50-50".

Santa: OK....OK what about the remaining 900?

Kyo hass rahe ho?

Police: Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
fansi di jayegi.
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to subah 8
baje utthta hoon!

There vl be Another Chapter

Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War?

Tom:Tht wud be Terrible!

Sir:Y?

Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History

Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- kya kar rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

this medicine is not available

Santa:Doctor,this medicine is not available at any medical store."
Doctor:Oh sorry,i forgot to write the medicine.that was my signature.

To Mobile pheko

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile He
Number He
Batery H
Balance H
Tumhare Paas Kya He?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nai
To Mobile pheko

U have 206 bones in Ur body

Doctor-U have 206 bones in Ur body
SANTA-tell it slowly
Doctor-Y?
SANTA-My Dog is outside,if he hear this,i am finished..

tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote

Teacher:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jae..To jarur Puri Hoti Hai.
Santa:Rehne Do Sir..Agar Aisa Hota To Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote

Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai

Pappu -"Boss isne kuch nhi kiya fir B apne ise saza kyu di"?
Boss-"smart boy,Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai,Pehle saza bhugto fir galti karo."

Can you lend me 2000 Rs?

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????

Awaz mein mithas hai..

Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

~~~

Ghabrane ki baat nahi hai bas aap k Andar 1 kira hai jo ap ko Msg nahi krne deta

Dhol Bajao..

Dhol Bajao..

Bhand Bajao..

Shania Bajao..

Ladu Batto..

Pade Batto..

kyuki..

"Mera SMS agaya he..!"

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har
Admi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q Hain
Bapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane Se
Nahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai

Maths Teacher-If U Had

Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj Galti Se Papa Ki Pant Pahenli

Lipsticks r Girls Beauty

"Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
"Spoiling dem Is Boys duty"!!

Aar lagey na valo priyo

Aar lagey na valo priyo,
Eka eka thaka.
Tumi chara jibon amar,
Boro e faka faka.
Life a amr joley utho-
Phillips batti hoye.
Ridoy ta hok fokfoka-
Sob aadhar jak dhuye.

Potla-potla totti ata he

Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA....

Aaj hote onek dure, Ei smritir kothar pore.. Abcha hoe amai jadi abar mone pore, Ekbarti kanti pete sono amr dak, Bujhie bolo samaytake ektu thomke thke. Chilam ami,achi ami,thakbo nako pore.... Tai mone rekho 3ti katha ............. Tomay--Mone--Pore

Na jena na suna kokhono

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

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Other might have forgotten,

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Aaj main aap se apne

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Happy Independence day

Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit..... Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

On Independence Day

On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

what Pakistan means?

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you

P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

Humare india ko aazad hue

Humare india ko aazad hue 61 saal ho gaye phir bhi NO PROGRESS why?
Malum kyu?
Kyuki aaj bhi india ki bholi janta humara sms padh rahi hai from

FREEDOM IN THE MIND,

FREEDOM IN THE MIND,
FAITH IN THE WORDS,
PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS &
MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS... LETS SALUTE,
THE NATION ON 61st INDEPENNDENCE DAY! VANDE MATARAM................................

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

31 states
1618 languages
6400 castes
6 ethnic groups
29 festivalS
1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
HAPPY INDEPENDANCEDAY.....

NEVER FORGET THE HEROS

NEVER FORGET THE HEROS WHO SACRIFIED THEIR LIFES TO BRING UP THIS GLORIOUS DAY TO INDIA.. HAPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar

Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar,
Dua Karte Hai Ye Hum Bar Bar,
Chahe Kyun Na Thukra De Hume Ye Duniya,
Par Milta Rahe Hume Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Pyar.

Of All The friends I Ever Met

Of All The friends I Ever Met,
You Are The One I Won't Forget,
And If I Die Before You...
I Will Go To Heaven And Wait For You.

My Friendship is like an Onion

My Friendship is like an Onion,
Which has many layers in it,
It will add taste in ur life,
But if u try to cut it,
You will have tears in your eyes.

Gita ka gyan

Gita ka gyan:
Mobile nirjeev hai.
Sim iski aatma hai.
SMS woh gyan hai
Jo baatne se badta hai.
Isliye he praani,
Balance ki moh maya tyag kar
Nirantar SMS kare.

As long as we have memories

As long as we have memories,
Yesterday remains;
As long as we have Hope,
Tomorrow awaits;
As long as we have Friendship,
Each day is never a waste.

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho
To hasti hai dunia,
Kisi ke paas sab kuch ho
To jalti hai dunia,
Aur hamare paas
Hai tum jaisa dost,
Jis ke liye,
Tarasti hai dunia.

A friend is one who sees your

A friend is one who sees your,
First drop of tear,
Catches the second,
Stops the third and,
Turns the fourth
Into the "SMILE"
KEEP SMILING!!

Friendship and love met one day

Friendship and love met one day,
Love asked friendship
Why are you needed when I exists?
Friendship answered:
To create smile when you leave tears.

2 eyes are best friends.

2 eyes are best friends.
Both will blink together,
Move, cry, see n sleep
Together, But if they
See a Girl....
Only one will blink...
Moral: A GIRL can
break any relation....

Friendship is:

Friendship is:
Vast like UNIVERSE,
Deep like OCEAN,
Strong like IRON,
Kind like MOTHER,
Cute like ME
Sweet like YOU

If A is 1, B is 2, C is 3, Z is 26,

If A is 1,
B is 2,
C is 3,
Z is 26,
Then - L+O+V+E
Is - 12+15+22+5= 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P
Is = 108,
Interesting hai na?
FRIENDSHIP is double
Stronger than "LOVE"..

A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed,
It seems to be a special breed,
Yes! perfect friends are very few,
So lucky I am for having you.

If kisses were water

If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss
Fish ready ? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready ? Nahi boss
BAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

It functions 24 hours a day

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha to Yaad Aaya

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Itne Kum Marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!

Dost Mera Langoor Hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki
Uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
Ki mera dost langoor hai.

jhelna padta hai,

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ki syringe ho tum,
Par kya karen jhelna padta hai,
Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!

aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai

Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai

Only You Were Selected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

Chaand ko todh dunga

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

Friends are like donkeys.

Friends are like donkeys.
They carry the load of all our difficulties,
In life forever and guess what?
You are one of my cutest donkey.

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaanm ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain

Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Apple ka juice

Apple ka juice
Mango ka juice
Orange ka juice
Badam ka juice
Lekin joh sms nahin karta,
Woh hain mahakanjuice!!!

Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…

Aik ——- larki

Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay ko bata day ga.

Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)

The fishermen love me, ut doctors hate me

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)

Congratulate someone for their mistake

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

its a nice feeling when you know

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

What relationship do A n T Share?

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

Answer= they are husband and wife

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

if kisses were rain...

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

May you have all the joy

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Apne vyah di movie si!

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Wife- koun thi wo?

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

There is only one perfect child

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Different Phases of a man:

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Man, The Master of Women'?

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Why dogs don't marry?

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Don't marry the person

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

..O,,,o...../),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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---(#)MisU(#)---
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(#)This Much(#)
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so be in Luv everyday...

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Its here... the day

Its here... the day to celebrate love, yes its valentines day,u were mine, u r mine and i m sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.Happy Valentine's day.

i love you

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

planning of World War III

George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Laloo`s Threat

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"

Santa and Preeto was in Bus.

Santa and Preeto was in Bus.
Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?

Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?
Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.

Full form of MATHS????

Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

An elephant falls in luv wid n ent

5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**

ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
……….sita with ravan

Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

When girls wear tight fitting dresses

Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”.
Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “NEiTHER” are they
comfortable, “NOR” are we!

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.

Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha

Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai”.
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!

Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!

ne cute and young girl is walking

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada...

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Lo light chali gayi.

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

um ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

What is Long & Hard

Question : What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Answer : Vicks Inhaler

Sardar Giving Introduction

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

ati aur patni ghumne gaye.

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch..

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Naukrani paas khade kutt...

Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya.
“Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha.
Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya.
Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.

meine aaj paper khali chor diya

Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha.
Banta : Meine bhi.
Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne
cheating ki hai. Hum sab fail ho jayenge.

Welcome Ramzan!

Welcome Ramzan!
Walk Humbly
Talk Politely
Dress Neatly
Treat Kindly
Pray Attentively
Donate generously
ALLAH bless You

Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,

Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

andheri kabar,

andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

andheri kabar,

andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

main maa Bannay wali hoon.

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

main maa Bannay wali hoon.

wo lerki behri lagti hai

Sardarji: wo lerki behri lagti hai, main kuch kehta hon wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
Friend: Kaisay?
Sardarji: Mene kaha I love you, to wo boli, mene kal hi nayi sandal khareedi hai!!!

Ek sardar train ki patri pe so gaya

Ek sardar train ki patri pe so gaya, ek aadmi ne kaha ye kia kar rahay ho - train aayegi to mer jao gay...
Sardar: Mere oooper se jahaz guzar gaya to mujhe kuch nahi hoa - ye train kia cheez hai.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai.

Oye tu har message Do

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

2 boys with Sardar

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle,
Policeman gives hand to stop,
Sardar shouted! oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

ye joday kahan bantay hain?

Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!

A baby was born to a sardar

A baby was born to a sardar, When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please don't tell my wife about this!! I want to giver her a surprise..!!!

Santa to police: Kal raat

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!

Jab hota hai tera deedar

Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar
Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar...
Aadat se majboor ho, tum janay kab maanglo udhar.

tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai

Sardar ko ek blank message aya, sardar ne usi number per phone kar k kaha
Kia tumhain maaloom hai tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai.

Ek aap ho k sharmatay buhut ho

Ek aap ho k sharmatay buhut ho, ek aap ho k itratay buhut ho
dil to chahta hai dinner pe le jayen apko, kambakht ek aap ho k khatay bhi buhut ho.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega
Khuda salamat rakhay tumhe warna, Bandar ki tarah uchal kood kon karega

in short PAPPU YAR TANG NA KAR

Mere dukhon ki dhanak me rang na bhar, mohabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kar
khushi mere gham k sang na kar, in short PAPPU YAR TANG NA KAR

jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna
Agar wo ghussay aaye to darna mat, Sir jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai

Ishq main ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tootay moon sujaya hai
Hospital puhunchay to nurson ne farmaya hai, Baharo phool barsao ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai.

inbox khali hai mera

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo, is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo
Morning time se inbox khali hai mera, thodi si to yaro sharam karlo

Song: Acha sila diya tune

Song: Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka, yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka
Remix: Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka, naap liya mera si diya mere baap ka

advance person ki taraf se advance Eid Mubarak.

Ye duniya buhut advance hai isliye advance duniya ki advance technology k zariye ek advance person ki taraf se advance Eid Mubarak.

May Allah on this occassion

May Allah this occassion flood your life with happiness, your heart with Love, your soul with spritual, your mind with wisdom. Wishing you a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

college ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai
khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai
class room jaise jail hote hai
eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

HUMARI MAANGE

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

Sorry BAJI

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari

Usne kaha Daktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari

Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi

Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha KismatHamari

Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha
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Sorry BAJI

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