Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Read more...Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar.
Read more...Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite
Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayeg
Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry,I haveone mor
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.
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Give thousand chances to your enemy
Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.
Coins always make sound
Coins always make sound,
But the currency notes are always silent.
So, when your value increases,
Keep yourself calm and silent.
Erasers are for people who make errors
Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Circumstance does not make the man
Circumstance does not make the man;
it reveals him to himself
---James Allen
Impossible is a word found in dictionary of fools
Impossible is a word
to be found only
in the dictionary of fools.
----Napoleon Bonaparte
The only way of finding the limits of the possible
The only way of finding
the limits of the possible
is by going beyond them
into the impossible.
-------Arthur C. Clarke
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.
------Napoleon Hill
The fear of death follows
The fear of death follows
from the fear of life.
A man who lives fully is
prepared to die at any time.
-------Mark Twain
Death is not the biggest fear we have
Death is not the biggest fear we have
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
------Don Miguel Ruiz
success depends solely upon what you think.
Remember, happiness doesn’t depend
upon who you are or what you have,
it depends solely upon what you think.
-----Dale Carnegie
The only man who never makes mistakes
The only man who never makes mistakes
is the man who never does anything.
--Theodore Roosevelt
At least three times every day
At least three times every day
take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important.
Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.---Lee Jampolsky
Work as though you would live forever
Work as though you would live forever,
and live as though you would die today.--Og Mandino
Know the true value of time
Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.--Earl of Chesterfield
Failure is simply the opportunity
Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.--Henry Ford
If a man does only what is required of him
If a man does only what is required of him,
he is a slave.
If a man does more than is required of him,
he is a free man.--Chinese Proverb
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.--Albert Einstein
The whole secret of a successful life
The whole secret of a successful life
is to find out what is one’s destiny to do,
and then do it.--Henry Ford
Dream is not what you see in sleep.
"Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep"- Abdul Kalam.
Read more...No one will manufacture a lock without a key
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
In this world people will always throw stones
In this world people will always throw stones
in the path of ur success,
it depends on you…
What you make from them
'A wall' or 'A bridge'
Every bad situation will have something positive..
Every bad situation will have something positive..
even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day..
think of this and lead ur life…
Success is never permanent.
Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
We should take inspiration from the waves
We should take inspiration from the waves,
they rise n fall
but each time they fall
they never fail to rise again.
Nothing can be changed by 'Changing the Face'
Nothing can be changed by 'Changing the Face',But
Everything can bechanged by "Facing the Change" .
A word of encouragement from a true friend during failure
"A word of encouragement from a true friend during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success".
Read more...The winners of life’s game aren’t those
The winners of life’s game aren’t those
who have never tasted failure
But
Those who have tasted failure
again and again but never give up
Frogs had a competition to reach top of a tree
Frogs had a competition to reach top of a tree,all frogs saying they cant, one reached d top, how,bcoz its deaf.
B a deaf b4 negatives 2 reach top.
Hardwork is like stairs & Luck like a lift
Hardwork is like stairs & Luck like a lift.
Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occasion, stairs will always get you to the top.
If u miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears
"If u miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears"
"Ur tears will hide another opportunity infront of U"
Always have a unique character like SALT
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It’s presence is not felt
but
it’s ABSENCE makes all things “TASTELESS”
SUCCESS - Is YOURS …
DREAM - More
THINK - High
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYZE - Twice
PLAN - Perfect
BE - Confident
WORK - Hard
EXECUTE - Well
Then
SUCCESS - Is YOURS …
A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers
A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers
2 Collect Just 500 Mg Of Honey.
Our Workload Is Nothing Compared To Them.
Keep Working Hard N Be Successful…
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet. -Robert Schuller
Read more...I'm a great believer in luck
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. -Thomas Jefferson
Read more...Try not to become a man of success
Try not to become a man of success,
but rather try to become a man of value. -Albert Einstein
Don't focus on the days when you failed
Don't focus on the days when you failed.
Focus on all of the days you won.
Keep a chart, monitor your successes, and don't give up!
-Robert Butterworthn
The man who has done his level best... is a success
The man who has done his level best... is a success,
even though the world may write him down a failure. -B.C. Forbes
You never achieve real success unless...
You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. -Dale Carneige
Read more...A man can get discouraged many times
A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying. -John Burroughs
Read more...Failure should never go to heart
Failure should never go to heart and success should never go to head,
both makes a person to fall in life. - Winston Churchill
Most of the people refuse to understand the SECRET CODE for success
Most of the people refuse to understand the SECRET CODE for success,
which is very simple And that is "JUST TRY AGAIN"
..........By Girish
Mistakes are embracing when they happen
Mistakes are embracing when they happen,
But years later,
you have a collection of mistakes,
called Experience,
which leads you to Success!!
Success is like your own shadow
Success is like your own shadow.
If u Try to catch them you will never succeed.
Ignore it And walk in your own way!
It will follow you!
Soft Speech clean heart
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Always Makes you winner.
Read more...know the formula before solving the problem
Winning is the problem, but loosing is the formula, so better know the formula before solving the problem. Then you'll be winner!
Read more...There are two rules of success
There are two rules of success:
1. Never tell everything you know
2. Never tell you know everything
Accept the pain And get ready for Success.
Every success full person has a painfull story.
Every pain full story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain And get ready for Success.
Successful men and women keep moving
Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving.They make mistakes, but they don't quit. - Conrad Hilton
Read more...Whenever we find the key 2 success
Whenever we find the key 2 success, Some idiots change the lock..
So,Forget the key
Learn to break d doors...!
Thanks for being a great inspirer...
As you inspired others...
You added meaning to my life too...
Thanks for being a great inspirer...
Happy Teacher's Day!
A good teacher is like a candle
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. Happy Teachers Day
Read more...Thanks Teacher to show me the way
Thanks Teacher
to show me the way
to lift my spirits
to believe in me
inspire me
Happy Teacher's Day!
The joys of learning come from you
The joys of learning come from you, for you make things simply wonderful to know
Happy Teacher's Day!
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Girl: Will u marry me?
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa in History Class
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa falls in love with a nurse...
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Read more...Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band k
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara m
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohn
Jinna ishq namaza padiya ne
Jinna ishq namaza padiya ne,
oh dar-dar te sajda nahi karde ,
Jehre ik de ho jande ne ,
oh har dooje teeje te nahi marde....
Oh Rusda Jad Vi Sade Naal
Oh Rusda Jad Vi Sade Naal,
Asi Tarle Kar Manaunde Si,
Sadi Arthi Nikali Te Oh Aaya Na,
Asi Te Marde Dam Tak Usnu Hi Milna Chahunde Si....
Kuj Zakham Dinde Vi Thake Na
Kuj Zakham Dinde Vi Thake Na,
Kuj Sina Bann Ke Tadaf Gaye,
O Dost Kade Vi Nai Bhulde Jo,
Jo Bann Zindagi Da Haraf Gaye....
Jo asar hai akh di mar andar
Jo asar hai akh di mar andar,
oh na teer te na talwaar andar,
unha Rabb nu lab k ki lena,
Jina labb leya Rabb nu yaar andar...
Sacha Pyaar Na Yaara Paa Lavi
Sacha Pyaar Na Yaara Paa Lavi,
Sukh Chain Sab Tera Lutt Jauga,
Vich Pyar De Jad Tenu Chott Laggu,
Khuli Hawa Wich V Dum Tera Ghut Jauga...
Tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita,
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi,
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya,
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi...
Loki Kehn Tusi Bada Hasde Ho
Loki Kehn Tusi Bada Hasde Ho,
Aa Haase Kithon Churaye Ne,
Koi Ki Jaane Is Haase Piche,
Assi Kinne Dard Chupaye Ne....
Roj da jhagda muka de zid na kar
Roj da jhagda muka de zid na kar,
Dil de badle dil phadaa day zid na kar,
Ikk nazar teri dee pyaas hai,
Ikk nazar dee khair pa de zid na
Teri Kadar tenu Ki Dasiye
Teri Kadar tenu Ki Dasiye,
Tu Palkan Naal Kiti Chaan Warga,
Sade Dil Wich Tera Hi Wasa Ae,
Tu Murshad Tu Buleh Shah Warga...
Hun nahin dukhda dil kise gal ton
Hun nahin dukhda dil kise gal ton,
dil te tukde hazar karai baithe aa,
Kiwen bhulawan dil chon usnu,
us dia yaadan nu sine layi baithe aa
Ki Keemat Dassan Tere PYAR Di
Ki Keemat Dassan Tere PYAR Di,
Eh Ta HEEREYAN toh Wadh Anmol aa,
Ki Lod Ae Sanu SONE CHANDI Di,
Jad Tere Warga YAAR Sade Kol Ae....
Akhan Yaar De Nashe Wich Hon Dubiyan
Akhan Yaar De Nashe Wich Hon Dubiyan,
Te Bina Pite Hi Ajj Sarur Hove,
Akhan Kholan Te Hove Didar Tera,
Akhan Meechan Te Tera Hi Noor Hove
Husn Te Tu Dull Geya
Husn Te Tu Dull Geya,
Baitha Apna Aap Lutta Ve,
Husn Wale Ta Kaale Dil De,
Kar Gaye Tainu Tabah Ve....
Intezaar da jo meetha dard ditta ae tu
Intezaar da jo meetha dard ditta ae tu,
Mere te bada ehsaan kitta ae tu,
hun ta hichkiyaan vi nahi aundiyaan,
Jo lagge ki yaad kitta e tu
Ohdi c majboori
Ohdi c majboori,
mai ohnu bevafa keh nahi sakda,
Koi laave tohmat mere ishq te,
eh mai seh nahi sakda...
Chitt ni lagda jado da dil dhokha kha gya
Chitt ni lagda jado da dil dhokha kha gya,
changi bhali zindagi nu koi nzar la gya,
marjane ishq da nai ilaaj,
waid v dekh k SIR hila gya
SARE YAARAN MITRA nu
SARE YAARAN MITRA nu DIWALI di WADHAI hove ---
HASDE WASDE RAHO SADA -- RABB sareya nu MEHKA de FULL WAND DA rahe........
sanu pehla pehla hoya c PYAR ve
sanu pehla pehla hoya c PYAR ve,
uto ho gai BARSAT gade mar ve,
PYAR CH gallan na jaan dasiya,
jado aave teri yaad tan TIP TIP ron akhiya
Kale Kite Baithke Oh Kar-Kar Yaad Sanu
Kale Kite Baithke Oh Kar-Kar Yaad Sanu,
Mukh Ute Rakh Ke Kitab Ronde Honge,
Froli Tu Purania Kitaban,
Tenu Ditte GULAB ronde honge
JEEVAN te JAWANI ik waar aundi e
JEEVAN te JAWANI ik waar aundi e,
RUKHAN te haryali kayi waar aundi e,
ik TU hi nahi aanda SAJNA ,
par teri teri YAAD LAKH waar aundi e..
Is ISHQ ch enne fat khade
is ISHQ ch enne fat khade ,
assi apna aap gava baithe,
oh VELE hun bhulne ,
jis vele US nu cha baithe.....
jisnu DIL toh chaunda c
jisnu DIL toh chaunda c ,
oh GAIRAN de deewane c,
GUJRE kal di bas ehi kahani aa,
kujh app BARBAD hoye kujh SAJNA di meharbani aa...
JE dil nu dil di raah hundi
JE dil nu dil di raah hundi,
Jina main ronda unha oh rondi,
Kuch paani hijar da mai bharda,
Kuch daag ishq de oh dhondi...
Neend Aawe Ta Khaban Ch Tu
Neend Aawe Ta Khaban Ch Tu,
Na Sauwan Ta Yaadan Ch Tu,
Tere Agge ASI Haari Baithe a,
Ikko Jaan c Sade Kol,
Oh V Tere Ton Waari baithe aa
Dillon Kariye Jisnu Yaad Ik Waari
Dillon Kariye Jisnu Yaad Ik Waari,
Mukh Kade Us Ton Modiye Na,
Preet Pauni Howe Tan Preet Sachi Paiye,
Aiwe Naata Kisse Naal Jodiye na
Je TU akhian de sahmne ni rehna
je TU akhian de sahmne ni rehna,
tan BIBA sada dil mor de,
Asi nit da vichora nahio sehna,
ni BIBA sada dil more de...
Mere Pyaar Ch Nahi Si Kami Koi
Mere Pyaar Ch Nahi Si Kami Koi,
Farak Terian Nazaran Ch Reha,
Na Aan Ditta Tere Te Ilzaam Kadi,
Je Keha Taa Khud Nu Hi Bewafa Keha..
Ki Hoeya Je 'Patjhad' Hai
Ki Hoeya Je 'Patjhad' Hai,
Tu Agli Rutt Ch Yakeen Rakhi,
Mai Lai Ke Aaunga 'Gulab' Tere Lai,
Tu 'Kalman' Jogi Jameen Rakhin....
Tera Pyar Kadakdi Dhup Sajna
Tera Pyar Kadakdi Dhup Sajna,
Samay De Naal Hi Dhal Gaya Ve,
Tu Ki Jaane Is Dhup Wich Yaara,
Sada Ki-Ki Jall Gaya Ve....
mera YAAR mile mainu usa vele
mera YAAR mile mainu usa vele,
jad din hove na RAAT hove,
ik madham jehi BARSAAT hove,
bas TURDE rehiea ohna rahan te,
jithe PYAR hove..
DUNIYA nalo wakhri pasand apni
DUNIYA nalo wakhri pasand apni,
APPAN wakhra pasand kuch karde aa,
rang ROOP tan sab RABB diyan datan ne,
appan ta MITHE BOLAN te marde a
Na MAUT aayi lakh koshish kiti
na MAUT aayi lakh koshish kiti,
daga ZINDAGI toh kha baithe,
bas AATMA batkdi firdi ee,
asi JISM tan kado da saad baithe...4 u
Pata Nahi Yaaro Ki Mainu Hoiya
Pata Nahi Yaaro Ki Mainu Hoiya,
Ajj Tapp Tapp Athru Vagde Ne,
Jo Yaar De Giya c Mainu Shayad,
Oh Zakham Ajj Risde Lagde Ne....
Naal WAQT de har cheej badal di ee
naal WAQT de har cheej badal di ee,
badli teri TOR tan koi farak ni,
pehla hi sau DUKH has k jar le ,
tu de gai ik hor tan koi farak ni..
sanu ena na tadpayea kar
sanu ena na tadpayea kar,
assi pehla hi GAMMA de mare aa,
sade eene IMTIHAAN na le ,
assi thodiyan UMRA wale aa....
mudtan toh v baad YAAD rehange BOL tere
mudtan toh v baad YAAD rehange BOL tere,
BULIYAN te ik MITHI fariyaad rahengi tu,
saahan toh v payariea AKHRI saahan tak YAAD rahengi tu..
ISHQ hai loko RABB di pooja
ISHQ hai loko RABB di pooja,
te ashik RABB nu pyara,
ASHIK da parchawa chumaan,
aan FARISHTE sare...
sab ethe reh jana bandeya MAAN na kr
sab ethe reh jana bandeya MAAN na kr,
sacha PYAR nibha le ehsaan na kr,
sir de ke nibhaunde lok YAARIYAN,
nai NIBHDI tan aisi JUBAN na kr
bhulke is RANGLI duniya nu
bhulke is RANGLI duniya nu,
bas kise da hon nu JEE karda,
rakh ke apna sir kise de MODE te,
hun mera RON nu jee karda
Je Na Hasdi,Je Na Takkdi
Je Na Hasdi,Je Na Takkdi,
Pehli Takni Wich Visaar Dindi,
Na Dil Tuttda,Na Dard Hunda,
Je Pehlan Hi Thokkar Maar Dindi....
Asi te oonu rab maan lita
Asi te oonu rab maan lita,
pooja karde aa usdi,
Saadi ibadat ohnu jami hi na,
oo chad gayi saanu doosto...
Akhian ch hanju hathi shagna de gaane c
Akhian ch hanju hathi shagna de gaane c
Majboor kar dita ohnu jalim jamane c
Akhari vaar mili ose hi jagah t,
pyar de din jithe asi mane
Kare dhada zulm tasveer teri
Kare dhada zulm tasveer teri,
Jehdi muhon kuj na kehndi ae,
Main rovan is nu gal laake,
Eh aggon hasdi rehndi ae..
Mainu dine chain hun aunda nai
Mainu dine chain hun aunda nai,
Naa neend raat nu paindi ae,
Main jidar dekhan ve sajna,
Teri surat disdi rehndi ae..
Mainu pata tu gorea hathan te
Mainu pata tu gorea hathan te,
Rachai kise hor de naa di mehndi a,
Fer v pata nahi kio DHAMI di akh chandri,
Raah tera takdi rehndi a..
Tere vichdan to baad yaara
Tere vichdan to baad yaara,
Jind sek birhon da sehndi ae,
Koi das ilaaj judai da,
Ban naag eh dasdi rehndi ae...
Main ajj v ohnu chahunda ha
Main ajj v ohnu chahunda ha,
eh gal mai usnu dasda nai,
Dunia lai chehra hasmukh hai,
par dilo mai hasda nai...
Akhiyan ch aa ke ruk jande ne hanju
Akhiyan ch aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva,
par tenu hasdeya vekh suk jande ne hanj
Oh rahe hamesha hasdi
oh rahe hamesha hasdi,
bas ehi mai dilo chahnda haan,
oh dekh na lave dard merian akha vich,
tahi luk luk ke ronda rehna haan..
Eh DUNIA dhokebaz sari
Eh DUNIA dhokebaz sari,
Aaj kal kon nibhave YARI,
Is ISHQ da shonk hunda dil todna,
Aaj meri te kal kise HOR di vari..
Bade mithe supne vikhaye c ohne
bade mithe supne vikhaye c ohne,
te saadiyan nindran uda dittiyan,
sahnu majboor karke ishq wich ohne,
kise hor naal yaariyan laa laiyaan
Teri yaad ch athru wahon lage
Teri yaad ch athru wahon lage ,
Teri soch ch nindra gawan lage,
Yaar tere jeha labna na sanu hor koi,
Ena sochan ch jind nu mukaan lage..
Kuch Dard Ajehe Hunde Jo Dil ch vasaye Nai Jande
Kuch Dard Ajehe Hunde Jo Dil ch vasaye Nai Jande,
Kuch Log Ajehe Hunde ,Jo apne Banaye Nai Jande,
Kuch Apne Ajehe Hunde,Jo Kade Bhulaye ..
Jekr Rakh Sake Ta Ik Nishani a Mai
Jekr Rakh Sake Ta Ik Nishani a Mai,
Jekr Guwaa Dewe Ta Ik Kahani a Mai,
Chah Ke Vi Jisnu Rok Na Saki Duniya,
Oh Ik Bund Akh Da Pani a mai
JHOOTH MOOTH DIA GALLAN CH
JHOOTH MOOTH DIA GALLAN CH,
NI TU SADE UTTE MARDI RAHI,
SONHAAN SADE NAAM DIYAAN KHAAKE,
NI TU HAAMI GAIRAAN D BHARDI RAHI..
pyar na pugde SAJNA jag to dar k
pyar na pugde SAJNA jag to dar k,
je ASHAK baneya c jeona c fer mar k,
sade ZAKHMI dil te chota laavi na,
ja BEKDRE ja hun hor satavi na.
Raatin Aakh Laggi Ta Ik Khaab Aaya
Raatin Aakh Laggi Ta Ik Khaab Aaya,
Chiran Pichon Milan O Shakhs Aap Aaya,
Ohne Dassi Majburi Asin Vi Kuj Dard Wandaya,
Kar Gallan Beete
Rooha ne vi chad jana kalla tainu
Rooha ne vi chad jana kalla tainu,
Tu ho jana laachar ve mitra,
Khushi nu chad, gum naal nata pa laina,
Rul jani jind bin yaar ve mitra..
Na karin kadin tu pyar ve mitra
Na karin kadin tu pyar ve mitra,
Es kamle dil da aietbar ve mitra,
Ki khateya en galiyan vich chal ke,
Dil tuteya sare-bazaar ve mitra..
akhiya de vich hanjua nu
akhiya de vich hanjua nu,
hun hor lakauna okha hai,
gum de sataye is dil nu,
hun hor varona okha hai...
Hun ta sanu udeek hai bus
hun ta sanu udeek hai bus,
us sadiya de vichhde yaar di,
te ej udeek da ik ik din,
ik ik pal langona okha hai....
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,
Saade utte tenu reham koi na,
Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,
saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, BAISAKHI ka Tyohar.
Mitti nahi Tatti Hai
Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Uthakr Bola:
Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai
Banta:Sale Thik se sungh Mitti nahi Tatti Hai
I sit on a man's back
I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back.
Read more...I will be sorry for my sin
For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.
Read more...Sorry Again
< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
I have commited a sin to make you sad
I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :-)
I'm Sorry for hurting You
What i Did was Foolish & Impulsive,
If i could take all Back I'd Do This So instant,
I Truly Didn't Mean to Hurt you in any way
I'm Sorry for hurting You
Remember the good times we had spent together
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
Aray Baba SORRY means:
SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….
When the time comes for you to give
When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
No one will manufacture a lock without a key
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
Success is never permanent
Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
we are others for someone else.
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.
Life is a paradox
Life is a paradox
whatever u want,
u don’t get
whatever u get,
u don’t enjoy
whatever u enjoy,
is not permanent
is boring …! Read more...
Always have a unique character like SALT
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It’s presence is not felt
but
it’s ABSENCE makes all things “TASTELESS”
Losing your ‘VISION’
A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
“Can there be anything worse
than losing your Eye Sight?”
The Wise Man replied:
“Yes..
Losing your ‘VISION’
Do not look at physical appearances
Do not look at physical appearances,
they can be deceiving.
Do not look at riches,
For they are only temporary.
Each moment in a day has its own value.
Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.
We will open the book of 2009
We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
New rules of life for 2009
New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
...By suman,pakistan
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja ha
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal,
hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year.
Naya Saal Mubarak
Naya Saal Mubarak
Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka
Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
“Naya Saal Mubarak”
. .......By suman,pakistan.
Poore ho aapke sare Aim
Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year
Naye saal aaye banke ujale
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2009
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2009
Read more...In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Es Naye Saal mein
Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
Read more...Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
Nights are Dark but Days are Light
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2009.
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
Memorable moment r celebrated together
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
Each moment in a day has its own value.
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.
Read more..." I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
" I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
May each day of the coming year be vibrant
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations
'Happy New year 2009'
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success
Read more...This is begining of a new year!
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
For last year's words belong to last year's language
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
2008's calender is destroyed
Before the golden sun sets,
2008's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed
Girl:how much this dress costs
Girl:how much this dress costs
Shopkeper:5 kisses
girl:And how much this one?
SK:10 kisses
girl: Pack these 2dreses
my
DADY pay bill
The coming year LKG poem..
The coming year LKG poem..
Twinkle twinkle little BAR.
How i wonder what a BAR.
Quarter rates r up so high
Drink a RUM with chicken fry.
Banta-Whats ur Qualification
Banta-Whats ur Qualification
Santa-I'm PHD
Banta-Wht do u mean by PHD
Santa-Passed High School With Dificulty
Sardar : Im not a fool
Sardar: sir,
i lost my
cheque book
Bank Manager:
Becareful,
anyone can put ur sign!
Sar : Im not a fool,
i hv already signed all the cheques
Wife: i think our daughter fell in love wid sum 1.!
Wife: i think our daughter fell in love wid sum 1.!
Husband: how do u know.?
Wife: bcoz she is not asking pocket money..!
Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam
Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam
Exminr:Tell da bird name by seeing its leg?
Sd:I dnt know
Ex:U failed
wats Ur name?
Sd:C my leg&tell
Charile Chaplin words:
Charile Chaplin words:
"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy.
life smiles at u when u r happy.
But,Life salutes u when u make others happy
Eyes: To Look at you
Eyes: To Look at you
Hands: To Pray for You
Mind: To Care for You
Heart: To Love You
&
Legs: To kick You if You forget me
A girl came 2 college wearing jeans pant
A girl came 2 college wearing jeans pant,
the zip was open,a boy saw & told 2 her.Miss plz close ur TAJMAHAL door here my SHAJAHAN is dancing.......
Arey! Deewano..
Arey! Deewano..
Mujhe pechhano.
kaha se aaya.
Mai Hun Kaun?
Mai hun
Mai hun
?
?
abey
dhakkan uper inbox me naam nahi dekha
Time of Friendship
Cycle
o
;-/))_,
(*)<=(*)
Trin Trin..
paper paper.
"Times Of Friendship"
HeadLines:-
" Good Morning"
:-)'Have a Nice day':)
© Copyright 2008 to www.Mysmscollection.com.If any body want to use this sms u have to place a link back to www.mysmscollection.
Everybody wants a friend
Everybody wants a friend
Sum 1 special
sum 1 nice
sum 1 cute
sum 1 smart
sum 1 sweet
sum 1 honest
Thabhi mai sonchu saare mere peeche kyu pade hai.
Principal:All students must try 2 get above 95%
Principal:All students must try 2 get above 95%
Student: No sir we will try for 100%
Principal: R u joking.
Student: Who Started joking first
Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan
Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan:
1) kameene kabhi phone nahi karenge.
2) Zaleel hass k SMS padhenge
3)Jithi bezzati ho jaye,basharam,msg pura padh k rahenge.
Hamare muskurane ki wajeh aap ho
Hamare muskurane ki wajeh aap ho,
Hamari iss zindagi ka hissa aap ho,
Hame milegi jab bhi koin khushi,
Hum sounchenge khuda se yeh dua karne wale aap hou...
A new ring tone 4 U
A new ring tone 4 U
Only 4 U
don't send it 2 others
only only 4 U
) " (
/ )..)....PURRR
L_/L_/
save Plz.
Did I miss any Letter?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T { } V W X Y Z.
Did I miss any Letter?
No..No..I have put (U) safely in my HEART my dear friend
U stole My Memories
U stole My Memories,I Excused,
U stole My Laugh,I Excused,
U stole My Heart,I Excused,
But This Is Too Much Return My Dog's Biscuit,It Is Crying........
Pyar bhara sms:-
Jab yaad teri atte hai,
hum toilet me beth k ro lete hain,
jab dabba ansuoon se bhar jaye to Hum us se apne gand dho lete ai...
Can I have your picture
Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to U
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( ‘o’ ) ,***
=(,,)=(”‘)<-***
(”"),,,(”") “**
Roses 4 u…
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U…
Have an ideal Christmas
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Your God had made it possible for u
For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
Christmas waves a magic wand
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, making everything softer than snowflakes and all the more beautiful. Wish you a Magical Christmas.
Read more...Jingle the bells and play the music loud
Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for Santa Claus is coming to town! Merry Christmas!
Read more...May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year.
Here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
From Home to home, and heart to heart
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas
A silent night, a star above
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
Read more...Christmas is the season for kindling the fir
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Read more...A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Read more...Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Jingle bells Jingle bells
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.
Read more...Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Read more...Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Read more...the splendor of Christ's humble birth
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Purana Loha becho.
Purana Loha becho.
Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho.
Plastic ke dibbe becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k sms to B
Dost dost se khafa nahi hota
Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.
Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai
Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai
Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai
Kahin aisa to nahi.
ki mera dost
KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?
It takes thousand worker to build a castle
It takes thousand worker to build a castle
Million soldiers to save a country
BUT Just 1 woman to make a Happy HOME
Lets Thaks "kamwali"
Bhikhari= 50paise dedo,
Bhikhari= 50paise dedo,
mene 3 din se kuch nai khaya hai..
Kanjus= Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata 50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???..
Bachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai?
Conductor:Maam
Bachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai?
Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal or 3 Saal.
Conductor:maam Umar Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP To Thek se dalo..
...........By sukumar
Koi acha lage to usey pyar mat krna
Koi acha lage to usey pyar mat krna
uske liye neende beqrar mat krna;
2din to ayenge khushi se milne
Tesre din kahnge MERA INTEZAR MAT KRNA.
Year: Sms charges
Year: Sms charges
1996: Rs.4
1997: Rs.3
2000: Rs.1
2003: Rs.1
2005: 50 paise
2007: AlmostFree
2008?
Ap sms kab kroge?
Jb Sms pe Loan Milegi?
...........By Sonali Ayar
Karan Johar ka kamal to dekho
Karan Johar ka kamal to dekho:
K3G: luv ur parents
KAL HO NA HO: luv ur neighbours
KANK: luv other's wife
and now
DOSTANA: luv d same gender
................By Rahul Solanki
MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !
Tuje AJEEB bat batau !!
MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !
AJEEB HAI NA?
NAHI !
To Tu De ke dikha!!
Haha
PAPPU stands in n airplane & shouts "HIJACK"
PAPPU stands in n airplane & shouts "HIJACK"
everyone starts crying..
;-(
;-(
;-(
;-(
Then JACK stands
& replies
"HI PAPPU".. ;-)
Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kata.
Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kata.
aadmi : tum to raat me kaatte ho na?
Macher bola, ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar raha hu.
Ek Dehati aurat cash nikalne bank gayi
Ek Dehati aurat cash nikalne bank gayi
Babu:Sign karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Babu:Jaise khat k aakhir Me karti ho.
Usne likha:
AAP K MUNNE KI MAA..
A Student In a B.E Campus interview:
A Student In a B.E Campus interview:
How does a Tractor run?
Student:
dhuurrrrrr.....
Intrvwr shouts:STOP IT
Student:
dhurr dhp dp dup dup..
Hindi Teacher- Woh 1 Sundar Ladki Khadi He
Hindi Teacher- Woh 1 Sundar
Ladki Khadi He,Isko Dusre
Shabdo Me Kaho.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SAHIL:Woh Dekho Saalo
Tumhari BHABHI Khadi Hai..!!
New Movies Releases:
New Movies Releases:
1.Exam Ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Saitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend Ki Maut
7.Pass Ho Na Ho
8.Kash Padhe Hote
Night waz dark Moon waz high
Night waz dark Moon waz high
Boy Stoped his Bike
Gal askd y?
He came Close 2her
She felt shy
He went near hr n told 3words
PETROL NAI HAI
Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....
Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....
Why?
Why?
Why?
Anyway its ur personal matter!
Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed
Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived
,Crores of formulas made,
But stil...X is unknown!!!
Dekho Jaani
Dekho Jaani
Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai
Cobra Ko Naag Kehte
Hai
Garden Ko Baag Kehte
Hai,
Aap Mein Jo Missing
Hai Usko Dmag kehte hai.
Jungle me sab janwar ga
Jungle me sab janwar ga
rahe the PAN PARAG PAN MASALA bas
zirraffe nahi ga raha
Kyu?
Kyuki "UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASND Manikchand
Santa phone par baat kar raha tha.
Santa phone par baat kar raha tha.
Banta- kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa-Biwi se
Banta- Itne Pyar se.
Santa-Tumhari BIWI HAi
Kisi Ko Palko Me Na Basao
Kisi Ko Palko Me Na Basao
Palko Me Sirf Sapne Baste Hai.
Agar Basana hi Hai To Dil Me Basao,
Kyoki Dil Me Sirf Apne Baste Hai
Dosti Ki Raho Me Akelapan Na Mile.
Dosti Ki Raho Me Akelapan Na Mile.
Zindgi Me Kabhi Gam Na Mile.
Dua Karte Hai Khuda Se.
Tumhe Jo Bhi Dost Mile Kabhi Ham Se Kam Na Mile..
Waqt Kehta Hai Fir Na Aaunga,
Waqt Kehta Hai Fir Na Aaunga,
Teri Aankho Ko Ab Na Rulaunga,
Milna Hai To Is Pal Mil Le,
Shayad Mai Kal Tak Na Ruk Paunga
Waqt Kehta Hai Fir Na Aaunga,
Waqt Kehta Hai Fir Na Aaunga,
Teri Aankho Ko Ab Na Rulaunga,
Milna Hai To Is Pal Mil Le,
Shayad Mai Kal Tak Na Ruk Paunga
Wo bhi kya din the,
Wo bhi kya din the,
jab log apko Deewano ki tarh kiss pe kiss kiya krte the,
Par he na apki futi kismat,ki us waqt aap 2 saal k hua krte the
Tumhari Life Me 1 Aisi Ladki Ayegi Jo Sirf
Tumhari Life Me 1 Aisi Ladki Ayegi Jo Sirf
Tumhari Hogi,Tum Usse Behad Pyar Kroge,Tum
Use Kiss Kroge,or Wo Karib Aakar Kahegi PAPA I love U.
"I hate life" sumbody said to God
"I hate life" sumbody said to God
God replied
"Who told u to love life?"
Just luv a person who luvs u &
life will be beautiful on its own..
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai
Jis tarah 1 machhar
marne se tum shikari nahin
bunoge
Theek usi tarah
2-4 SMS karne se
tum bikhari nahi bunoge
Santa:"I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
Santa:"I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta:Main ja raha hoon.
Santa:Nahi jaane doonga,pehle matlab bata!
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie?
Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed...
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back...
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Bea, upaay hota to main saadhu kyun banta???
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Bea, upaay hota to main saadhu kyun banta???
Boy:Teri judai me nend udti hai
Boy:Teri judai me nend udti hai,chain khota hai,jaan jati hai or dil rota hai
Girl:Dr ko dikhale beta q k dengue virus
Sardar to shopkeeper: Mujhe India ka flag dikhao
Sardar to shopkeeper: Mujhe India ka flag dikhao, shopkeeper flag dikhaya,
Sardar: isme or colour dikhao.
Boy 2 girl: Kal maine apko kapde utarte hue dekha.
Boy 2 girl: Kal maine apko kapde utarte hue dekha.
Aap bahut tej utarti hai,jara dhere kapde utaro,varna.
kapde utarneki taar tut jaegi!!
tumhare paas kya hai?
MBA student to sweeper-
mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai
logo me izzat hai
tumhare paas kya hai?
SWEEPER:
Mere paas naukri hai.
Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha
Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha
.
Idea can change ur life.
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To bataao uski panties pe kya likha hoga?
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Pehle 2 minute bilkul free
Happy Pagal Day
Happy Pagal Day
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nzr Me Dunya ka SbSe Bda Pagal ho
Mene To bhej dia
Ab muje snd kr k Maha paglon wali hrkat mt krna
Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi baandh kar le jarahi thi.
Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi baandh kar le jarahi thi.
Ye dekh kar
sardar has has ke kehne laga-
Ek rassi le jane ke liye do do truck.
Teacher- Aisa kon sa kam he ki 5 ladke eksath kar sakte he magar ladkiya nahi?
Teacher- Aisa kon sa kam he ki 5 ladke eksath kar sakte he magar ladkiya nahi?
Socho?
Socho socho?
Pappu- Ek balti me susu.
PARESH RAWAL style:
Gud mng in
PARESH RAWAL style:
"Utha le re deva utha le
eeee'
"Mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko"
'hee'
"Duniya se nahi re deva, NEEND se,"
Pyar Ho Gaya He is Liye
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___________
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Kuch Nahi yar Mere
Mobile Ko Apke Mobile Se
Pyar Ho Gaya He is Liye
Line Mar Raha He.
Naukrani:Mlkin! Chote Baba Ne Cokroch Kha Lia
Naukrani:Mlkin! Chote Baba Ne Cokroch Kha Lia
Malkin:Oh God!Call Dctor Fast
Naukrani:Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia.
Teacher:BIJLI kaha se aati he?
Teacher:BIJLI kaha se aati he?
Santa:MAMA k ghar se..
Teacher:Wo kaise?
Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he
"SAALO ne phir bijli katli"!
Boy: mein 18 year ka hu aur tum?
Boy: mein 18 year ka hu aur tum?
Girl: mein bhi 18 year ki hu
Boy: to phir chale?
Girl: kaha?
?
Boy: Dalne.....
VOTE...
Main tumhare liye sb kuch chhod dungi
Girl: Main tumhare liye sb kuch chhod dungi
Boy: Parents
Girl: yes
Boy: friends
Girl: yes
Boy: Star Plus?
Girl: Muh sambhal k bat kar KUTTE.
Kehte kash ye DOST Hamara hota.
Jeans T-shirt pehan kar jab mei Tayyar hota,
Utha k Mobile Bike pe sawar hota,
Dekhta log chhat pe chod kar,
Kehte kash ye DOST Hamara hota.
Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam
Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam
Tasvir b utari he aur likha he ye paigam..
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Jinda ya murda pakadne wale ko 100000 ka inaam !
Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat..
Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat..
Lalu:Bhaiswa ko kyu layi ho?
Maya:Dikhta nahi Goatwa hai?
Lalu:Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hun ...
Ok Bye Take Care good Night
Ok Bye Take Care good Night
Bahut din se sms nahi kiya hai
ek pyara sa sms karo
jaldi se I am waiting
warna sapne me main aa jaunga
Teri Berukhi Ko Pyar Samajh K G Lunga
Teri Berukhi Ko Pyar Samajh K G Lunga
Zehar Ko B Jaam Samajh K Pee Lunga
Kya fark Padta Hai koi Sath DeNaDe
Parchayi Ko Yaar Bana K G Lunga.
Kyon Milte hain Log Bicharne K liye
Kyon Milte hain Log Bicharne K liye
Kyon Dost Bante Hain Bhoolne K Liye
Jab Hota Hai Ehsas Unse Doori Ka To
Kyon Yaad Ate Hain Rulane K Liye
Santa : I love you Didi
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
Premika(Gusse se):Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi
Sunsan sadak k sukhe peepal ki tuti tehni
Sunsan sadak k sukhe peepal ki tuti tehni k murjhaye patte pe bethe bhoot k pair se nikalte khun pe bethe beemaar bacteria ki kasam I miss U
Read more...Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.
Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.
Friend asked:Why u r so much angry?
Sardar:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi
zinda ho to 1sms bhejo
Namaskaar
zinda ho to 1sms bhejo
aasmaan me ho to baarish bhejo
Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo
aur agar NARAK me ho to
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to
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ENJOY THERE.
kya meri nak tedi hai
kya meri nak tedi hai
ankhen mendki jesi hai
surat se besharm lagta hoon
phir log kyon kah rahe hain
ki meri shakal tumse milti hai........?
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS karna
BEVKUF ho to call karna
Aur
Agar teeno ho to kuch mat karna....
Ye aisa MSG hai jise
Ye aisa MSG hai jise
Murkh log padte hai
Nalayak log forward karte hai
Gadhe delete karte hai
Aur
Pagal store karte hai
Aap kya karoge....?
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
Doctor:KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady:Saal main 1 baar
Doctor:Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai
Santa ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan
Sata ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala,
Fir bhi usko jail ho gai ku..?
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.Kyunki vo pancho firebrigade wale the
Santa ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan
Sata ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala,
Fir bhi usko jail ho gai ku..?
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.Kyunki vo pancho firebrigade wale the
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" Le Tere Mobile Ki Screen Pe su su kar diya jo
bhi ukhaad sake ukhaad le..
Kal bhi karunda
Maki Kirkiri kya pottti kari baap
Teacher: "One cute n young girl is walking on d road."
change this into an Hydrabadi Language.
Student: "Maki KirKiri,Kya Potti Jari Baap.."
Santa: Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai..
Santa : Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai,
To Usse Paint Kaise Karte Hai ?
Banta: Jab Plane Udta hai tab Wo Chhota Hota Hai,
Tab Fatafat Paint Karte Hai..
Santa: Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai..
Santa : Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai,
To Usse Paint Kaise Karte Hai ?
Banta: Jab Plane Udta hai tab Wo Chhota Hota Hai,
Tab Fatafat Paint Karte Hai..
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu
Wife: "Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu,
Tumhe Tallak Ki Notice Bhej Dungi"
Husband: " Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke Mujhe Khush
Karne Ki Koshish Mat Kar..."
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehna Tha..
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha
Dil Se Dil Milalo
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra ke Bole
Aunty,
" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...
1 ladke ne ladki ko kamal ka phool diya
1 Ladke ne Ladki Ko KAMAL ka PHOOL DIYa,
Ladki ne jordar Tamacha mara,
Ladka: Q Mara Mai to BJP ka Prachar kar raha Tha,
Ladki: Aur Mai Congress Ka !
Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
A man join 2 his work,
Another man asks: "Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon,
1st: Abey ghar me khana nahi pakta jo Car khany ja rha hy
Hasin palo ko phir se aabd karte hai
"hasin palo ko phir se aabad karte hai,
har raat chand se aapki baat karte hai,
dil ko bada sukun milta hai ye jaan kar,
ki aap bhi hame yaad karte hai...
.. By Sameer.
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