Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: February 2009

Santa visits bombay after many years.

So he shouts:"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

Air hostess: tells him -B- silent.

So santa starts shouting- "ombay... ombay..."

Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga

Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga.
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Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo....Pappi to le lo.

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.

Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,
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Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga

1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi

1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi,

Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi,

Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,

Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga,

Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.

Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko

Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,
Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,

Gardish me chod dete he kutte bhi sher ko

Jab Baga me Bahar awegi

Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,
par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi

Match Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds

Candle 4 An Hour
Sun 4 A Day

But A Smile Can Glow Ur Life 4 EVER

Girls misuse it!

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!

thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Full Form of SMile

SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u

Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor's fee? "An sms when u r free."

Smile is a language of Love

Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

Let me guess what U R doing

Let me guess what U R doing
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Suna hai keh ap ki 1

Suna hai keh ap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling...
To
reduce..
Population :)

Shakespear said don’t worry!

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

Thank you for touching my life

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

When burdens are heavy to carry

When burdens are heavy to carry
You stretch out a hand.
When I feel that I can’t make it,
You show me that I can.

Thank You Again

A smile makes us look younger

A smile makes us look younger,
while prayers make us feel stronger,
and friends ..They make us enjoy life forever.

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I texted you,
but it's okay because I got you.

I am glad that friendship does nt come with price tags

I am glad that friendship does nt come with price tags.
4 if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

*Thank You*

Even if every flower in the world had a voice

Even if every flower in the world had a voice I couldn't send as many as it would take to say thanks enough!

Thank you for the good times

Thank you for the good times,
The days you filled with pleasure.
Thank you for fond memories,
And for feelings I'll always treasure.

Thank you 4 all u do

Thank you 4 all u do.

U r a true friend & I could not ask 4 any thing more.

I admire ur thoughtfulness 4 this gift & wish u da best.

Thank u so much for sending me this gift.

Thank u so much for sending me this gift.
I appreciate da thoughtfulness as I do 4 our friendship.
I wish u the best & luk forward seeing u soon.

You r not only my teacher.

Rather, u r my friend, philosopher & trainer,
all molded into 1 person.

I will always b thankful 2 u 4 your support.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Message of the year

Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!

Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!

Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Shiv ki shakti

Shiv ki shakti,
shiv ki bhakti,
khushi ki bahar mile,
shivratri ke pavan avsar par
aapko zindgi ki ek nayi achhi shuruaat mile.
Happy Shivratri.

Shivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan Shiv aur maa Shakti

Shivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan Shiv aur maa Shakti is kripa aap sab par bane rahe.

JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!

May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings

May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.

May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.

Happy Shiratri

JAI JAI

JAI

JAI

BOLE NAATE KI .

JAI SHIV SANKARKI .

SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai

SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai
sabke dilon ko suroor milta hai,
jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai
"JAI BABA AMARNATH"

Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.

Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai...
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!

2 lovers are sitting in a park

2 lovers are sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch the girl
Girl: No, no, all this only after marriage
Boy: OK, then call me after ur m'rage!

After robbing a bank

After robbing a bank

Munna:"count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj"

Circuit:"dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka"

Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel he,

Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel he,
kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel he,
bik jata he har rista duniya me,
sirf DOSTI hi yahan "Not 4 Sale hai"

A very bad shayari which might even kill u..

A very bad shayari which might even kill u..

Aatma choor gayi sharir purana...

Aatma choor gayi sharir purana

Didi tera devar diwana.

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Papu:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL

Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.

Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.

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ye danda he!
sar pe padega to akal thikane ayegi.
ek to sms nahi karte or gift chaahiye

Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam

Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye.

Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!

2 sardar in a coffe house

2 sardar in a coffe house
1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi
2nd:To kya hoga?
1st:Bewkuf menu card dekh
Hot coffe-Rs 6
Cold coffe-20

Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai

Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai
Kishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayai
aur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai

Love & death r two uninvited guests

Love & death r two uninvited guests,
when they cum nobody can stop them
but both do d same work
1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats

Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me.

Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti,

Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.
2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"

Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon

Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai

Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h

Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,
Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,
ek dam se meri aankh khul jati h
Dil se ye aawaz aati hai
MUMMY BHOOT

YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko

YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
hoon.. hoon..
Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aise
matRo warna bada hokar tu
HIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga

Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum

Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Patakhe
fuljhari
Anar
Rocket,
Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Sashi-Mere Paas Maa...

Maa
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Maachis he

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?

Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?
"Road k nal se pani pina
Garib piye to aadat
Amir piye to adaa
Ab Sms ko le lo
Ap bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat

Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon

Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon
Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho
E mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadak
pr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho

Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre

Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre
ko cal kar k bATAYEG ki 1andhe ne dekha ki
1langda bhag raha tha Ganje k piche bal katne k LIYE.

T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.

T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.

Papu: Ye lo.

T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Papu:To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai kya?

Welcome to www.sharif.com

Welcome to www.sharif.com

type password

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new membar,ur welcome

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sorry ur not sharif

plz try Again

Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla

Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekin
fir sochta hoon
PAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi.

Dapu:To!

Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..!

Full form of boys

Full form of boys
B-badmashiyo me sabse aage
o-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte hai
y-yaaro ke yaar hote hai
s-shareef sirf Parents ke aage.!

Kitne special ho aap

Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

In USA every year Edison's bday is

In USA every year Edison's bday is
celebrated by power cut for 2 mins.

But here due to over respect,
We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!

Miss karte hai aapko

Miss karte hai aapko,
Yaad bhi bahut Satati hai,
Karne ko to phone bhi
kar lete par,
Costumer Care ki ek
ladki balance kam batati hai

Principal:Why u r late?

Principal:Why u r late?
Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!
Princpal:- Why can't you come in bus?
Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He

Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He
Pandit-Nhi,Paap H
Pap-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The

Smart boss+smart employee=profit

Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee=production
Dumb boss+smart employee=promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho

Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd

Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Papu: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!

I Love you!

I Love you!

Ye msg kisi 10 ladki ko bhejho aur jeto najdiki
Police Station ki trip,Sath me Kahna,pina aur
uparse Body massage bilkul free

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu
Mili najar to fasana bana deta hu
Dil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh se
Har dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu

Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye

Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye
duniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gye
abhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puri
aur jane kahase aa gayi
JEE or AIEEE

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi,

1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He?

2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He

GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi 'MsgGiri'

GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi 'MsgGiri' ,

Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge,

Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge

Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?

Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?
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Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

U R My Best Friend

U R My Best Friend
Bharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.

2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai.

2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon.

1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack"

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack"

Evrybody put their hands up

Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said "Hijohn"

What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?

What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?

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Maruti-SUSU-ki

A Gud News!

A Gud News!

Ur Down Button is Working Perfectly
he he he Good Day!

Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.

Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Once pigeon came with no msg.
Angry Banta calls Santa!

Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call

My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U

My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U,

But,

My Heart always pain when there is no reply 4 me from You.

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Teacher: Translate in English, "Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon".

Teacher: Translate in English, "Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon".
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After thinking a lot

Santa: I am not a mangoman

Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS

Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS
1)Too many Questions ?
2)Difficult to understand
3)More explanations r needed
4)Result is always FAIL !

Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?

Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?

Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?

A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?

Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!

Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor

Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,
It catches Fire.How will you Escape?"

Sardar:"It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination

Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Think ..

Think ..

Bcoz..

When all the other girls say
"Namaste, Hi ! Hello"

They say
"WANNA COME"

Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi

Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi,
Zindagi mohabbat say kam na ho gi,
Saath jo zindagi mein agar aap ka ho to,
Zindagi 'jannat' say kam na ho gi.

I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit

Your love,
Kisses,
Hugs in it & I will make sure that you receive
Interest as long as I am alive.

If i were to describe true love

If i were to describe true love,
Than i would describe it as what
A snowman did to a snow woman,
He gave her a warm hug and they Both melted in each others arms.

Tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo

Tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo,
Tum meri chaht ho tumhe koi chahe kyo,
Tum mera aina ho tumhe koi dekhe kyo,
Tum meri dua ho tumhe koi mange kyo.

Phoolon se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?

Phoolon se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai,
Tumhare saath guzra howa har lamha yaad rehta hai.

Na Sham Udas hogi

Na Sham Udas hogi,
Na rat Udas hogi,
Safaid kapron me lapti hoi meri lash hogi,
Ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana,
Jaha subah sam meri membuba se,
Mulakat hogi.

Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don

Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don,
Jeeti hoi bazi ik pal mein har doon,
Teri ankhon me anso humse dekhay nahi jaty,
Jo de tujhy ghum uski dunia ujaar don.

Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli

Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli,
Zindagi beet gai per rahet na mili,
Teri mehfil mein her shakhs ko hansta dekha,
ek main tha jise hansne ki ijazat na mili.

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi,
Tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi,
Tujsy pehly to nahi tha zindagi ka kuch pata
Tu mila to tujh say mil kar ZINDGI ACHI LAGI

Kash main chand tu sitara hota

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota
Sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey
Per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota

There are many people in this world

There are many people in this world
That I have known ,but it’s very difficult
To give them LOVE because my heart
And my soul can survive for you only
One until forever.

Set A Place For Me In Your Heart And Not In Your Mind

Set A Place For Me In Your Heart And Not In Your Mind,

As The Mind Easily Forgets But The Heart Always Remembers.

Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.

Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna us ke naam ke saath apna naam acha lagta hai.
Hakikat mein na khialon mai sahi,
us ki kurbat mai waqt guzarna acha lagta hai.
Yeh fasle yeh durian mit jain ge,
Woh meri ban jae gee yeh soch kar kitna acha lagta hai.

Lives are for living I live for you

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Dear Customer,your friend Missing you Lot !

Dear Customer,
We would like to inform you that,
Your true friend Mr/Mrs Rahul Solanki is missing you a lot.
Thank you.
“Rahul”

Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga

Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga.

Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena

Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari

Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari,

Janha dekhi nari,Vahi Aankh mari,

Pat gai to hamari,varna phir 'Bramhachari'

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni.

Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ?

Sardar: " No Disc"

Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free

Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity.

Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free.

PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com

Suvar ke Bacche

Suvar ke Bacche,
Ullu ke patthe,
Kutte ke Pille,
Gaay ke bachde,
sab chote chote
pyare pyare hote hai..

Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai,

Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai,

Kirpya turant hi SMS karke recharge karein..Thank You

Sardar was betting his son

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked 'ise kyu mar rhe ho?'

Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli " The person u r Calling is Busy" Kate...

Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?

Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ?

Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!

B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome

..........By Damu

Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?

Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?

Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ?

EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai

Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.

Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!

Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai

Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta hai
DEAR Sister...I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI...!

Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT

Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT

Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya !

Allah Aap Ko Aqal De

Aaj EID Hai ?

Nhi Na... !

To Gift Kaisa.

Aaj 1kam karna:

Aaj 1kam karna:

Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna "Happy Bday BAPU"

Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday "celebrate" karenge

Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.

Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.

Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.

Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?

Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?

"Indian..Railway Track", v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir,

Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.

This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS

This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS

----<(_'_'_'__(==<>

(KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME)

Pls inject it & then u can sms

Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau

Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,
1bar aau,
2bar aau,
so bar aau,
hazar bar aau,
lakho bar aau,
bar bar aau
or bel bajake bhag jau..!!

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.
Sab log usey akbar bulate the.

Kyu?

Socho!

Thoda aur.

Nahi pata kya?

Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money
Rich girl: my credit card
but,
Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !

HUTCH is now Vodafone!

HUTCH is now Vodafone!

Naam badal gaya,

Pink se Red ho gaye,

Lakho Rs lag gaye.

Fir b rahe..

Kutte K kutte.

Gud Day

Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega

Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,
Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,
Insan b chand par rehne jayega,
Par khuda hi jane is
KANJOOS ka msg kab
ayega.

Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.

Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?
Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?
Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:

GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:

Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit

Papu waitin at bus stop.

Papu waitin at bus stop.
1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked "u want lift?"
Papu says: "no thanks, my house is in ground floor!

SMS Poll

How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,

How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,
Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care for her.
How to impress a boy?
Just smile (game over)...!

A doctor wants 2 keep his name

A doctor wants 2 keep his name
infront of his clinic as.
'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist'
Santa was the painter n he wrote
Dr.R.K'Psycho the rapist'

Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?

Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?
Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya tha
Sir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?
Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The

Kisi ko pareshan karne ke 7 tarike

Kisi ko pareshan karne ke 7 tarike

ye pehla hai.

6 phir kabhi

1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:

1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:

Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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.

Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

Bhikari ne phone kiya:

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello Taj hotel??
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do..
Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de

Hindi teacher asks:

Hindi teacher asks:
kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Student: 6 prakar ke-
local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Miss Kaal

Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena

Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena..

Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?

Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me nikli

Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me nikli
sari gali unki firaq me nikli
inkar karte the wo humari mohabat se
or hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se nikli

Breaking NEWS.

Breaking NEWS.

My HEART for SALE
100% DISCOUNT
Plz inform all ur Girl Friends now
Last date is FEBURARY 14th!
HURRY!
Condition apply

Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h?

Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h !

Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi

Bhakt Swami se:

Bhakt Swami se:

Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu?

Swami:Uss Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaaye.

Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho?

Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart

*

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****

*****

WRONG CODE !

You have touched my legs.

Anyway,

Take my blessings! Ha ha ha

Bahut salon pehle mere

Bahut salon pehle mere
sms sirf bewkuf hi
padha krte the
?
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?
?
Aur aaj
fir 'itihas dohraya ja
raha hai,
sab prabhu ki leela hai'

A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy.

A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy.

GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN. Please rukiye.

BOY:-Confuse kyun kar rahi ho,
ya toh BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo!!

Year 1927

Year 1927
13 march
Wednesday
Oxford university, London
Evening
18:30:46

Kuch nhi hua tha.Apna kam karo.Sara din msg padhte
rehte ho

Santa was going on buffalo.

Santa was going on buffalo.
A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet.

Santa: "Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai".

Ice cream for U

,@,
(......) meri taraf
/'.'/ se ICCREAM
// 4U

ZYADA
MUSKORAO MAT
Agar himmat hai
to kha k dikhao.!

vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,

vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,
Woh Toilet M Bethe The Maikhaana Samajhkar,
Aur Dhone Ka Paani P Gye Paimana Samajhkar.

Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi.

Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi.

Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi.

Ay ALLAH!

Ye pyar hi hai Ya..

Phir se "CHUNA" laga gaya koi!

School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha

School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha

Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye KyoGhum Rahe Ho Bachhe

Pathan Student:GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVERKaha Se Laun.

If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?

If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?

?

?

?

I know u both will start playing
Its natural when close friends meet.

Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate he

Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate he
Zindagi Ki Raho Me Insan Badal Jate he
Badalti nai Dosti Kabhi
Dosti Kerne Wale Insan Badal jate hai.

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry

Adalat k bad

Qatil: Kya hua

Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

Armano ki chita jal gayi

Armano ki chita jal gayi
umeed ki imarat deh gayi
tumhari kya izzat reh gayi
jab padosi ki behan tumhe bhaiya keh gayi

Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?

Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?

Hamesha galat mat socha karo

Muh band ho jata hai aur kya?

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
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Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He

20Gadho Ko Sms Karo

10Padte He

5Ko Samaj Me Aata He

4 To Kanjus Hote He

1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

What's the main reason for divorce ?

What's the main reason for divorce ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?

"Marriage"

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge

Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2:After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,
I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'.

Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

Sardar to Call centre girl

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?

Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.

Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka

........By prakash

Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai

Beti: foji sardar hai

Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?
waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.
Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto

Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga

Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !!

Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga..!

Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah

Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .

Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?

Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?
Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.
Man: kyon?
Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.
wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?
Sardar,'vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen...!

dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad

dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"

Sardar 2 hotel manager: "Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: what can i do?
Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.

Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar party puhnchy to dekha

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ki

Ki
.
ki

Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.

Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?

Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?

Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..

Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

Son:papa 5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,

Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,

Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,

ki

Paagalo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya !

LIPS Bhindi ki tarah

LIPS Bhindi ki tarah

GAAL Tamatar ki tarah

EYES Matar ki tarah

Pura face GOBHI Ki tarah

Ya KHUDA 1 dost diya Wo B Sabzi ki tarah

Gandhiji chale gaye

Gandhiji chale gaye
Nehruji bhi gujar gaye
Meri bhi tabiyat aajkal thik nahi rahti
pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga

Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes

Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai?

Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!

LADEN asked Kareena

LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life?

She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum

Then Kareena asked LADEN

what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB

Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'

Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'

Man: Then y r u Begging ?

Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !

Mil gaya! Mil gaya!

Mil gaya!

Mil gaya!

DHINCHaK!

DHINCHaK!

Mil gaya re

apna sara kam

chodkr mera

msg padne wala 1

aur mil gaya........!!!!!

Santa : I lost my dog

Santa : I lost my dog
Police : Put an add in newspaper
Santa : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can't read newspaper!

EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.

EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.

Q

Batao Q ?

KyoKI

Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He

Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He

Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena

Ek operation k bad patient bola:

Ek operation k bad patient bola:

'Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?'

Jawab mila: 'Beta doctor to niche reh gaye','mein to Chitragupt hu'

Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,

Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,

Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma,

Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !

3 tips to break a mirror

3 tips to break a mirror

1.Pathar mar ker tod do

2.Utha ke neechay phainko

3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao

Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190

Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.
Your account balance is Rs 251.93

Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaise
bander ko kela mila ho.

PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula

PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula

1 bottle pani Lo

use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo

thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA

Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce

Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce

Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them?

Sardar thinks & says 'oye! Idea, We'll come next year with 1 more'

JAAN mAango to JAAN denge

JAAN mAango to JAAN denge

DIL maango to DIL denge

DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge

Kyunki

teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he

Jab Apka Janam Hua

Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fata
Adbhut Roshani Hui
God Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue

Or Bole-SORRY

Galti Ho Gai

Please ADJUST KarLena

Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut

Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut

Bahu: koi faida nhi

Saas: kyu

Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.

Wife running after a garbage truck

Wife running after a garbage truck said: "Am I too late for the garbage? "

Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!

'WHITE'.

INTERVAL

THE END

U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali's new film:

'WHITE'.

70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya

70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya "RISHTA-CHAHIYE"

1 month bad jawab aya "Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he"

Aaj ka sawal

Aaj ka sawal

pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai?

very simple

Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he

aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he

Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge

Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge

Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he

DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !

Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag

Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag

U know y?
Sehwag is the OPENER

Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?

Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?

agar hai to..!

pls

pls

pls

Delete kar do na!

jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!

Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai

Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai

Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho...
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Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai

Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI

Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila??

Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He

Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?

Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?

Banta: It beats, beats & beats...

LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?

LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?

DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.

Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai

Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai

Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,
Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun

Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi

Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam

Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam

Khallas

Over

Finish

Kal fir start

Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm

Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm
Dr-Whats ur problem?
Santa-I forget things
Dr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?
Santa-Which problem ?

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane kyu shrmati thi
jab humne muh khulvyato pata chala
sali gutka khati thi

Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?

Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?

Banta : Kuch B nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte

Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !

Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary.

Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary.
So Every True Lover is Requested.
In Memory of Jack & Rose.
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute

santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye

santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!
Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti

Registan k tufan ruka nai krte

Registan k tufan ruka nai krte
Samundar k pani sukha nai krte
Aap hum ko sMs karo ya na karo
Par hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte

Sardar: "I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years

Sardar: "I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years".
Friend:Then what happened?
Sardar:Nothing,
she married the postman

Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE

Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE
Sender:Mahatma Gandhi

Sent:
00:00:00 am
15-08-1947

sorry for delay

Network is Busy

Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!

Santa's son: papa,there r people at the door,

they r asking for donation for swimming pool.

Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai

Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,
Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko....
Yeh SMS ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
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Pakad Lo,

Nhi To Bhag JayegA

Washing Pwder Nirma

Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae

AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Padte zarur H,
wo bi TONE k sath

1 pagal doosre pagal se

1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi.

2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro!

1st pagal:Pagal ho kya?

Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!

This msg is just only for...

This msg is just only for...

For,

Only for...

Just Finger Exercise!

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ?

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ?

Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, 'Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai...?'

A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,

A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,
People gathered and asked, kya hua ?
He replied, 'Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun'

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha......

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha......

Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do U know what the business was in?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

Sardar watching star tv

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,'aap dekh rahe hein star tv'.
Sardar jee bole,'oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?'

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple.

Just knock the door and they will open it.

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
'Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi'

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai

Teacher to sardar: A for?

Teacher to sardar: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

Sardarni: Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain

Sardarni: 'Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain'

Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?

Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top

Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?

Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?
Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

" Please Try Letter 'later' "

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Sardar angrily said,i know it means:

S - Sardaron ka
M - Mazak udane ki
S - servic

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?
Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them

Aplication by santa:

Aplication by sardar:

Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.

Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain

Anand to Sardar : 'Aao ji, Chess khelte hain'

Sardar: 'Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!'

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.

Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
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"Railway Station"

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

Teacher : What is your caste ?

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote: Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.

Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat

= FOREVER

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl
So choose the best place where you should shine.

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,
Is Din ek baar YAAD karna.

Happy Valantine day my sweet Heart

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath

Wife:"Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?"

HUSBAND: "Sahi suna he,"

Wife: "aisa kion?"

Husband: "Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain."

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney,
If liver fails, kidney fails,
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta

Death is not the greatest loss in life

Death is not the greatest loss in life,
the greatest loss of life is when relationship dies amoung us
while we r alive

Age Of Drinks

Age Of Drinks:

1 to 5 breast Milk,
5 to 15 Horlicks,
15 to 25 beer,
25 to 32 Fresh Milk,
32 to 40 whisky,
40 to 50 Oldmonk,
50 to 60 vodka,
60 to 70 Tonic,
70 Gangajal

KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the "Atithi Devo bhav"
Phir likha "shubh laabh"
Phir likha "u r welcome",

aur ab "KUTTON SE SAVDHAN"

Although the world is full of Suffering

Although the world is full of Suffering,
it is also full of the overcoming of it.

...........By Helen Keller

Be at peace with yourself first

Be at peace with yourself first and
then you will be able to bring peace to others.

...........By Thomas A.Kempis

As long as you put in the work

As long as you put in the work,
you can own the dream.
When the work stops,
the dream disappears.

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top
because you pass them all on the way down.

..........By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr

LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST

LFE IS AT IT'S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST
BUT IT'S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS

Oka roju cheemalanni .......

Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi ........
oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \"Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\"

............By Abhi

Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?

Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?

Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu

Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.

Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.

Police ne usey pakar liya,

Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: "Saboot to utha lao"

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai.

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi....!

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha

Arz hai,

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,
Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha

Arz hai,

Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,
Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai

Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai?

Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le

Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya

Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya.

Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha,

Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?

Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha

Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha

Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho

Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he

Ek dost ne santa se Poocha " Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel

Ek dost ne santa se Poocha " Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai"

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Santa: "Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do"

Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

Aur zor se Chillaya

Khabardar,

Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega

Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He.

Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.

Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur

."''", ,"''".
" Friend "
".Love."
",,"

Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur
Friends & Also 2 Me.If 5
Cum Back,U'll Get A Big Surprise on 14 FEB.

Good Morning,

Good Morning,
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Have a nice day,
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Q Press kar rahe ho?

Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?

Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya

Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi,

Pucho kyun ?

Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.

Please give me a kiss

Please give me a kiss
daro mat Kiss means

K: Kai

I: Interesting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo

So,always KISS ME

Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe

Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ?

Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai

Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai

nahi jali

Dusri jalai,nahi jali

3 jalai wo jal gai

To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

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They have Same Motto

" We NEED CHANGE"

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

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They have Same Motto

" We NEED CHANGE"

Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye

Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,
Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha " Kitne Log Hai"

Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye

Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye aur mai Shehad(Honey) me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj

Fir Mai Apko chatne laga Aur Aap Mujh

Twinkle twinkle little star in telangana style......

Merishe merishe oh sinni sukka,

Pareshan ithini ninnu zushi\\\'

Zameen kelli masthu dooram iunnav,

Aasmanla vajram lekka vunnav

...........By Abhi

Are o friendwa

Are o friendwa,
tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do.

Chandi ke diwaar na todi

Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
ik pehlwaan ki baiti ne kuch paison ke liye sms karna Chodiya.

Baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay

Baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,
had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,
jin ki sansay chalti hon aap kay sms say,
unko apne sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay

Sms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge

25 paise 25 paise 25 paise 25 paise
25 paise 25 paise 25 paise
25 paise 25 paise

Kiya dekh rahey ho
Chavaniya hai
Jeb me dal le
Sms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge.

country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai

country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or
kitna intezar karon tere sms ka ,
yaar kanjosi ki bhi koi hud hoti hai.

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,
Dr ko dhikhaya hai, Dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi,
Aab kuch thek lag raha hai.

Dil se dil laga kar to dekho

Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho,
sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam,
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya,
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya,
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya,
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya.

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke liye

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke liye,
hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke liye,
Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,
hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key liye.

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi,
Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS,
Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein .

Kya aap Close Up karte hai ?

Kya aap Close Up karte hai ?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai ?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai ?
MOBILE k bill se darte hai ?
To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?

Kya kar rahe ho?

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

Relationship is like a Garden

Relationship is like a Garden.
It's beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched.

So keep in touch.,

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You are too young to be smoking..!

Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai

Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai,
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai,
Aao mil k is buri aadat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi,
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi

Maut k baad yaad aaa raha hai koi,
cigirate meri kabar par jala rahahai koi,
yaa Khuda ! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay,
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo

Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo,

Mujh Mein Jaan aa gai Hai,

Peche Mur K Dekho Kameenoo..,

Cigrette Ki DuKaan aa gai he.,

Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai

Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe

hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe,

Ye buri baat hai her bat pe rutha na karo

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Papers ki roti,notes ka achar

Papers ki roti,notes ka achar
tubelight k kirne ,questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani ,dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

35 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer Saab

35 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer Saab.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 35 marks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 35 marks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 35 marks.

Kabhi Ajnabe se milay the, fir yunhi miltay chale gaye

Kabhi Ajnabe se milay the, fir yunhi miltay chale gaye,
hum to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare dil ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye.

"happy Valentine's Day Sanam"

U kept me warm & safe

U kept me warm & safe, held my hand to show me the way,
supported & inspired me through night & day,
Luv U in everyway. Missing u on Valentine's Day

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. I
s umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

"Happy Valentine's day"

Your Friendship is like a Diamond,True and Rare.

Your Friendship is like a Diamond,True and Rare.
Thanks for being a gem of a friend to me

" Happpy Valentine's Day"

Thoughts are too deep to be expressed

Thoughts are too deep to be expressed
and are too strong to be supressed.

A person who can explain color to a blind man

A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life.

If you ever want to succeed in your life

if you ever want to succeed in your life.
Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock,
Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue,
and Be strong as rock.

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,
A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty.

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle,

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared. ....By Buddha

Be not afraid of greatness.

Be not afraid of greatness.
Some are born great, Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

........By William

As we sail through life

As we sail through life,
Don't avoid Storms & Rough waters,
Just let it PASS & Sail on,
Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors

Life doesn't provide Warranties & Guarantees

Life doesn't provide Waranties & Guarantees,
it only provides possibilities & opportunities,
for those who dare to make best use of it.!

When ever u want to know how rich u r?

When ever u want to know how rich u r?
Donate and count ur money!
just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that
reach out to wipe your tears

Speak less to people whom u love most

Speak less to people whom u love most,
Because if they can't understand ur silence,
They can never understand your words

If U die early it means that God loves U a lot

If U die early it means that God loves U a lot,
As U r still on earth that means there is some 1 who loves U even more than God....

A successful person doesn't quit trying once a goal is reached

A successful person doesn't quit trying once a goal is reached but sets a new one and
keeps going on...

LIFE is much more strict then a teacher

LIFE is much more strict then a teacher,
A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes an exam.
But LIFE takes the exam first and then teaches the lesson.

When you find a dream inside your heart

When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go.
Dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

If you love somebody love him/her forever

If you love somebody love him/her forever,
if gonna leave him/her so never love somebody because the breaking pain is much more than you hurt yourself with something

Success is like your own shadow so if you try to catch it

Success is like your own shadow so if you try to catch it, you will never succeed.
Just ignore it and walk on your own way.
It will follow you every where.