Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: January 2009

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai..!

I like watching you,
I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO..!

Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai

Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai,
birds gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur
dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain.

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua.

Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,

Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,
Jag rahe ho to Fasana Bhejo,
Hans Rahe to Jok Bhejo,
Ro rahe ho to Anshu Bhejo,
Kuch nahi kar rahe ho to, SMS Bhejo.

NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA

NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA

GENERAL: Answer all questions

OBC: Answer any 1 question

SC: Only read d questions

ST: Thanks for cuming

GUJJARS: Thanks for allowing others to attend the exams

Full form of a GIRL

Full form of a GIRL

G: Goli dene m sabse aage.

I : Innocent sirf face se.

R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine.

L:Ladai me sabki maa.

A boy was following a Girl

A boy was following a Girl,

Girl Replied: Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u.
Boy replied: Don't Worry My brother is Following her

2 men jumping from buiding terrace.

2 men jumping from buiding terrace.
1st: This is my 50th time,I'm a record holder.

2nd: this is my first time.
I'm a "Satyam share Holder"

Johny Johny, Yes papa.

Johny Johny, Yes papa.
No msgs ,why papa,
Remove ur simcard quick papa,
Put ur cell in the well papa,
Clap ur hands
Ha...Ha...Ha.....

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

think.......

think........

think it.....

A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,
Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota.

Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti,

Pappi To Le Lo...

Pappi To Le Lo...

What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?

Teacher: What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?
SARDAR : ALL ARE bORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS.

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Sardar:No mam, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Sardar:My mother will not allow me to go so far !

After de death of EMRAN HASHMI

After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave 'Do Not Disturb' Soney de SAALE ko.
Pehli baar akela so raha hai!

ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha

ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa

Newtons Law of Romance

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER.

Tumhary saath kia masla hy?

Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye

Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Viru: kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,
Gi yahan galay miltay hain?
Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta?

God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? Swarg Ya Narak ?
Apun bola Narak ! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg

Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi

Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi ?
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge ?

Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?

Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?
Husband:tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya,
plz press down 4 details,
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ve ko bewkoof banaya.

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai 'Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo'
Officer: 'Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao'

Pledge of BOYS

Pledge of BOYS:
India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our profession,to hell with education..,

Teacher sabse garam chez kia he

Teacher sabse garam chez kia he
student: jalta howa bulb
teacher: shabash woh kese
student: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.
Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity

Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati

Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,
Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,
Doctor:PoTTI KHA...!

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say?
She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

World's Smallest resignation letter?

World's Smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,I luve ur wife.

A girl says to her boyfriend

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

BOY : May I hold your hand ?

BOY : May I hold your hand ?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy..!

Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man

Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man

God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note

A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note,
u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.

- Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
And After 3 Years panaDoll

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.

.....By Subir

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,
ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,
wo kya upar jata tha?
sala chutiya bana gaya.

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.

Aapke haath me mobile hai

Aapke haath me mobile hai,
Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,
SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte,

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Forest king Virappan died last week.

Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.
Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said "We cannot disturb our boss."

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No...?
Quickly see your driving license.

I saw U on ROAD today.

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:-

" WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"

Press Down if u think u r MAD

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Dil tha ameer or mukadar gareeb tha

Dil tha ameer or mukadar gareeb tha,
Mil kar bichdna hi mera naseeb tha,
Caha kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,
Ghar bhi Jalta raha aur samundar karib tha.

Hichkiyan dilakar ye kase uljhan badha rahe ho

Hichkiyan dilakar ye kase uljhan badha rahe ho,
Ankehn band hai phir bhi nazar a rahe ho,
Bas itna bata do hame,Yaad kar rahe ho,
Ya apni yaad dila rahe ho.

Muddat hui wo rulane nahi aaye

Muddat hui wo rulane nahi aaye,
Jalti hui ankhon ko bujhane nahi aye,
Kethe the sah jiyenge sath marenge,
Ruthe hum unse jo ek roz to aj tk manae nahi aaye.

Agar rakh pao to ek nishani hai hum

Agar rakh pao to ek nishani hai hum,
Aur kho jaye to sirf ek kahani hain hum,
Jise rok paye na sari duniya,
Bahti daria ka pani hai hum!

Khubsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah

Khubsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah,
jane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah,
Hame na bhulna kisi baat ki tarah,
Dil me rakhna meethi yaad ki tarah…

Sabke chehre se har Baat nahi hoti

Sabke chehre se har Baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
Zindagi mein kuch log bahut pyare,
Hote hai Kya kare unhi se mulakat nahi hoti.

Na zindagi mili na wafa mili

Na zindagi mili na wafa mili,
Na jaane kyu har khushi humse khafa mili,
Jhuti muskan liye apne gum chupate rahe,
Sacha pyar karne ki bhi kya khoob saza mili…

Khamosh palko se jab aansoo aate hai

Khamosh palko se jab aansoo aate hai,
aap kya jaane aap kitne yaad aate hai,
kitni baar jakar aaye hum us mod pe,
jaha apne kaha tha, ruko hum ate hai..

Unko apni jaan ka sallam likhenge

Unko apni jaan ka sallam likhenge,
dil ki kitab mein apna armaan likhenge,
kash humein mil jaye aasman ki hukumat,
sitaron ki jagah unka naam likhenge…

Dil ki kitaab ka panna chura le gaya koi

Dil ki kitaab ka panna chura le gaya koi,
ankhon se neend uda le gaya koi,
kisi ki yaad me tadpne ki adat nahi thi hume,
apni yaadon mein tadapna sikha gaya koi..

Kisiko apna banane mein der lag jati hai

Kisiko apna banane mein der lag jati hai,
vada nibhane mein der lag jati hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
par use bhulane me zindagi lag jati hai…!

Hoton pe hasi

Hoton pe hasi,
Ankhon me khusi,
Gum ka kahi naam na ho,
Aap ke liye Naya saal laye,
Itani khushiyan,
Jiski kabhi Shaam na ho.
Happy New Year

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

The moon has been sighted

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua’s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Haqikat samjho ya afsana

Haqikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara apka rishta hai purana,
isliye farz tha apko batana,
Ke bakara id aa rahi hai,
ab shuru kaar do ghas khana.

There is no ideal Christmas

There is no ideal Christmas,
only the one Christmas you decide to,
Make as a reflection of your values,
Desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind. To cherish peace,
and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas

Two merry blue eyes

Two merry blue eyes,
A very little nose,
A long snowy beard,
And cheeks like a rose,
A round chubby man,
A big bulging pack,
Hurrah for Old Santa,
We’re glad he’s come back!

Sab milkar payen bhangra

Khusiyon ki baahar,
Pyar beshumaar,
Mauj masti ka khumar,
Saath mein ho poora parivar,
Sab milkar payen bhangra,
Lohri mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar!

Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Sare Bhangra Pao in da car,
Punjabi tadka te daal frai,
Tuhanu LOHRI DI lakh lakh vadhai….!!!

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari,
Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyaari,
Agg de kol saare aao,
Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao.
WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY LOHRI!!!

Santa was standing in front of the mirror

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping

Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery
Santa: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror

Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

Why can't santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

On a romantic date santa girl friend asks him

On a romantic date santa girl friend asks him:
Darling,On our engagement will you give me a ring?
He said: Sure... "What’s your phone number?"

Santa,Your daughter has died

Santa,Your daughter has died.
Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!
then
then
What Died..Sala Chutiya Tha !

professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college

professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college,
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

A Santa went to a bank to open a Saving A/C

A Santa went to a bank to open a Saving A/C,
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up,
You know why?
Form said: "Fill Up In Capital"

A santa goes to police station and

A santa goes to police station and,
Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai”
Inspector- Kaun de raha hai,
Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.

Santa went to a battery shop

Santa went to a battery shop,
And asked to change the battery,
The shopkeper asked exide laga dun?
Santa - dusri side tera baap lagayega kya.

Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?

Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?
Santa: you can call him anything because he cannot hear.

Interviewee: What is your date of birth?

Interviewee: What is your date of birth?
Santa: November 28.
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa:Abey ullu every year.

Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari

Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,
phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.
Banta: Kyun Chukan?
Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,
Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.

Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?

Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,
Banta: Gold ring dede,
Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,
Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede

Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha.

Banta: ye kya kar rahe santa ji?

Santa: Oye..! Break Dance kar raha hun.

tum b kar lo.

A Banta said something in Santa’s ear

A Banta said something in Santa’s ear and Santa died.

Take a wild guess,Wat did he say ?

‘Dhishkiyaon’

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda,
aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

~~~

Ghabrane ki baat nahi hai bas aap k Andar 1 kira hai jo ap ko Msg nahi krne deta

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss
Fish ready ? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready ? Nahi boss
BAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

Awaz mein mithas hai..

Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,

Tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

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Phul khilkar udas he..

Phul khilkar udas he..
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
Ek bar muskura do dost..
.
.
.
.
Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!! ;)

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.
Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?
Student:Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane,
Chand Bane To Tare Bane,
Kuch To He Baat Aap Me,
Yu Hi Nhi Pagalkhane Bane.

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?
?

?

kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti he,
bhare bazar me
"Abe Gadhe"(A.G.)kehna sabhyta nhi

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me, Sar Jhukta hai LIKHNE me aur sar Jhukta he kisi 'GENIUS' ke Msg padhne me.
Padho-Padho sar jukha ke Padho.......

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA-"India Me aisa kon hi jo 15 Din Me Ekbar Natha hi?"
Khuda kasm 5 Crore Thukra diye,Magar tera nam nahi Liya

I was worried because in a Dream last night

I was worried because in a Dream last night
i saw All the Devils of the world have died,
Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Kash tum bakri hote

Kash tum bakri hote,
Me tumhe ghas khilata aur pyar se tumare singh hilata aur pochta.. PAGAL kaun? 2m ya Mi?
aur 2m pyar se bolte,Main Ma..

Ye aisa MSG hai jise

Ye aisa MSG hai jise
Murkh log padte hai
Nalayak log forward karte hai
Gadhe delete karte hai
Aur
Pagal store karte hai
Aap kya karoge....?

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS karna
BEVKUF ho to call karna
Aur
Agar teeno ho to kuch mat karna....

Dekho Jaani - Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai

Dekho Jaani
Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai
Cobra Ko Naag Kehte
Hai
Garden Ko Baag Kehte
Hai,

Aap Mein Jo Missing
Hai Usko Dmag kehte hai.

zinda ho to 1sms bhejo

Namaskaar
zinda ho to 1sms bhejo
aasmaan me ho to baarish bhejo
Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo
aur agar NARAK me ho to
...
to
...
ENJOY THERE.

Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....

Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....
Why?
Why?
Why?
Anyway its ur personal matter!

Tuje AJEEB bat batau !!

MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !

AJEEB HAI NA?

NAHI !

To Tu De ke dikha!!
Haha

Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai

Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai

Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai

Kahin aisa to nahi.

ki mera dost

KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?

A new ring tone 4 U

A new ring tone 4 U

Only 4 U

don't send it 2 others

only only 4 U

) " (
/ )..)....PURRR
L_/L_/

save Plz.

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Maa:Beta jyada Ghamand achha nahi,abhi tune msg padne wale ko Nahi dekha.

Arey! Deewano.. Mujhe pechhano.

Arey! Deewano..

Mujhe pechhano.

kaha se aaya.

Mai Hun Kaun?

Mai hun
Mai hun

?

?

abey

dhakkan uper inbox me naam nahi dekha

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye
Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye,
Kuch pal mere sath haslo,
Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jiye

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

What is mobile?

What is mobile?
?
?
?
?
?
Ye hath me kya chapal pakad rakhi hai?
Kaise Kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hain.

Another person like you Impossible

Another moon - Possible

Another sun - Possible

Another sky - Possible

Another person like you
Impossible

Because God cannot make
The same mistake twice.

Is sms ko chaato

Isme adrak ka sawad ayega

Nahi aya?

Ek baar or chaato

Abhi bi nahi aaya

Sorry yaar bandar kya jane adrak ka sawad!!!

My friend told me that you bark like a dog at night

My friend told me that you bark like a dog at night,
This made me so angry that i scolded him, i abused him,
Slapped him and said

“Donkeys do not bark”

Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch maang ke to dhek hamse dost,
Bijlli pani mobile ke bil or karz mein,
dubi property tere naam hogi.

What happened to your mobile?

What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you but i got this message,

Welcome to the jungle network,

The monkey you are trying to call,
is on tree please try later.

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humara dusra koi nahi,
Chahe sari duniya mein dhund lo :
Mere jasa pyaraa aur tere jasa awaara
Aur koi nahi.

Ishq me barbadi na karva lena

Ishq me barbadi na karva lena,
Apni mummy ke armaan khak me na mila dena,
Jo pase sabji lene ko diye hain,
Unse recharge na karwa lena.
Sudhar jao…

Technology ne kya kar diya?

Technology ne kya kar diya?
Ek time wo tha jab message kabutar phuchate the,
Aur ek aaj ka time hai ki, Hum message,
Kabutroon ko bhejte hai ! Hurr…...........

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu,
Chandani raat ke nazaron se chupa ke rakhu,
Meri taqdir mere sath nahi warna,
Apne samne tujhe murga bana ke rakhun.

Aap ne mujhko dekha…

Fir aap mere peeche aye…

Ate gaye…

Fir..

Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada…

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh

rahi hai...

Langoor ke hath mein angoor.

Recipe:1 Take a bowl of grapes,
2 Put your hand in it,
3 Stand in front of mirror,

The dish is ready.

Recipe Name: Langoor ke hath mein angoor.

Koi gum nahi phir bhi man udas hain,

Koi gum nahi phir bhi man udas hain,
Yu to bahot hain apne,
Per ek aap hi to khas hai..
Jyada Emotional mat ho,
Ye sub bukvas hain…

I thought of suicide, Went to railway track,

I thought of suicide,Went to railway track,

Got your sms

After reading
I thought to Live,You inspired me,

A Faltu person like you is alive,Why should i die?

Aapko MISS krna roz ki baat hai

Aapko MISS krna roz ki baat hai,
YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai,

Lekin…..

AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai….

Madmast hawayen hai mausam bhi suhana hai

Madmast hawayen hai mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar bhi message pad raha hai,
Kya educated jamana hai.

Monkey’s can speak..

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?
A big misunderstanding here.
My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.
she is shocked.
She is not believing me,
when i said,
.
.
.
Monkey’s can speak..

Jab bhi aapko dekhta hun bus

Jab bhi aapko dekhta hun bus,
2 hi line yaad aati hai..

Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aave,
Mahaveer jab Nam sunave..

Har jagah Har diwar pe tera naam hai

Har jagah Har diwar pe tera naam hai,
Har mandir har gurdware pe tera naam hai,
Upar likha hai, “Chapal Chor”
Aur niche 5 rs ka inam hai…

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,
Koi gurkha, koi madrasi,
Sarhad par marne wala har veer the bharatwasi,
Jo khoon gira parwat par wo khoon tha hindustani.

Happy Republic day.

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,
Koi gurkha, koi madrasi,
Sarhad par marne wala har veer the bharatwasi,
Jo khoon gira parwat par wo khoon tha hindustani.

Happy Independene Day.

Bhartiye hone par kariye garv

Bhartiye hone par kariye garv,
Milke manaiye loktantra ka parva,
Desh ke dushmno ko milke harao,
Har ghar par tiranga lahrao.
Jai bharat jai hind.

Yesterday all my books were singing

Yesterday all my books were singing
in my dreams,

Guess which song?

Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me,
Zara Zara hold me Hold me Hold me.

A typical student (like us) Flips the coin & thinks….

Heads - Will go to sleep
Tails - will watch a movie,
Stands - will listen music
Stays in air - I will study.

When you feel to studying

When you feel to studying,
Go in to a room just sit down,
Relax, Take a deep breath,
And slap yourself and say,
.
.
.
Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,
Hum honge all pass ek din,
Hoho likhte hai bakwaas,
Fir bi maan mein hai vishwas,
Paper hoga jhakas ek din,
Hum Honge all pass ek din.

Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain

Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain,
Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain,
Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi,
Padte hue paye jate hain

Raat ko phucha mujhse Chand sitaron ne

Raat ko phucha mujhse Chand sitaron ne,
Tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaron ne,
Maine kha ki bhule nahi hai Fariyad to karte hai,
Mera sms padkar yaad to karte hain.gudnit

Are chand taroon jara inko ek hath maro

Are chand taroon jara inko ek hath maro,
Bistar se inko niche utaro,karo inke sath,
Fight ,kyunki ye so gaye hain bina bole,
Good Night.

Whenever you go to switch off the light

I wish noon always be full and bright,
You always be cool and right,
Whenever you go to switch off the light,
Remember that i am wishing you goodnight.

Funny Good Night SMS

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Dhekh kya rahe ho,
Machhar hai,

Mar do sojao,
Good Night.

Raat pe savera chha gaya

Raat pe savera chha gaya,
Suraj roshni ke sath aa gaya,
Ye mahol subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Or apne ankh kholi to message humara a gaya.
Good Morning.

Do you know the meaning of morning ?

Do you know the meaning of morning ?
Morning means one more ining given by god,
To play and win so Good Morning,
And have a lovely winning day.

Har nayi subah ka naya nazara

Har nayi subah ka naya nazara,
Thandi hawa lekar aye paigam humara,
Jaago utho tyaar ho jayo,
Khushiyon se bhara rhe aj ka din tumhara.
Good Morning.

O mere dost,andhero ke ghost

O mere dost,andhero ke ghost,
Double ande ka tost,Bhuja hua lamp post,
Murgi ka rost i miss you most,
Wishing you good morning / good night,
By speed post.O balle Balle.

On the chill chill morning,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright sun..
wishing u….

sweet morning...!

Bhor hui chidiyaan chehahne lagi

Bhor hui chidiyaan chehahne lagi,
Suraj nikla kirne muskurane lagi,
Phool khile kaliyan sharmane lagi,
Subah ki oss ki bund ne chupke se kan me kaha,
Good Morning.

True friend is….

True friend is….
Who sees your first tear,
Catches the second,
And stops the third,
If the fourth one still comes,
Then slap you and says,
Abe Nautanki Band Kar.

1 ghar mein 2 love birds the.

1 ghar mein 2 love birds the.
Ek ka naam tha “I Love You”
Or dusre ka naam “U Love Me”
U love me ghar se bahar chala gaya to kaun bacha
Tell me haso mat jawab do.

Wada hai ki mar kar bhi dosti nabhayenge

Wada hai ki mar kar bhi dosti nabhayenge,
Bhoot bankar pass apke ayenge,
Agar tum so rahe hoge to tumhe jagayenge,
Darna nai hum pyar se Miss U Bolenge
Aur bhag jayenge.

Har khusi hasi mange apse

Har khusi hasi mange apse,
Har phool khusbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho aapki jindagi mein ki khud,
Electricity board wale connection mange apse

A man was smoking hukka with 2 meter long pipe

A man was smoking hukka with 2 meter long pipe,
His freind asked why he is using such a long pipe,
He replied Dr. has adviced to keep distance from tobacco…

Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,

Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,
Na faltu yaroon ki.Bus ek dost Chahiye,
Tumhare jaisa,jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

Fill in the blanks:

Fill in the blanks:
1 D_G
2 C_T
3 B_Y
4 E_R
5 J_N
6 F_N
7 G_N
8 H_T
9 R_T
10 R_N
Congrats….
LKG Pass ho gayi

Santa plane mein pilot se headphone chin raha tha…

Santa plane mein pilot se headphone chin raha tha…
Pilot: Ye kyaa kar rahe ho ?
Santa: Ticket ke pase hum de
Aur gane tu akela sunnega…

Sher arz hai

Sher arz hai,
Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..

Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..

Khuda ki kasam…. Shayari khatam.

Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai

Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai,
Phir khayal aya ki dil to pagal hai,
Phir socha agar dil to pagal hai to kya hua,
Mere doast kaun se normal hain.

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,
Wo kha gayi usko biryani samjhkar,
Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi choda jalim ne,
Wo bhi pee gayi nimbupani samjhkar.

A haryana jaat passing through a jungle

A haryana jaat passing through a jungle,
A beautiful chudail stops him and says,
Hoo Hoo ha main chudail hun,
jaat- Re bawli phir dhekhe ke hai,
Chipat ja.

Aapko MISS karna roz ki baat hai

Aapko MISS karna roz ki baat hai,
YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai,

Lekin…..

AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai….

Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne

Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne,
Boyfriend ko phone kiya,

“aa jao ghar mein koi nhi hain”

Wo chala gaya!
Sachmuch ghar mein koi nahi tha!!

Taala laga hua tha..

Bahu: Maji ye abhi tak nahi aye

Bahu: Maji ye abhi tak nahi aye,
Kahi Dusri Ladki?
Saas:Arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta hi sochti hai?
Ho sakta hai, kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho…

Flirting is the only job in d world

Flirting is the only job in d world,
that a man cannot include in his resume,
despite having years of experience and,
number of references..

Monkey’s can speak.

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?
A big misunderstanding here.
My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.
she is shocked.
She is not believing me,
when i said,
.
.
.
Monkey’s can speak..

Zindagi kitni pyari hogi…?

Zindagi kitni pyari hogi…?
.
.
jab
.
Aap honge,
.
.
Hum honge,
.
.
aur
Hamare
.
.
Chote chote
.
.
pyare pyare
.
.
Khubsurat se
.
.
sharati se
.
.
.
“SMS HONGE”…

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
Har SMS bhejne se phele.

SERVICE CENTER wale khud Call karke puche,
Beta Sach mein bhejna hai, ya galti se sent ho gaya tha..

Bekaar hai vo log jo

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.

love kab hota hai

1 day my friend asked me :-
“love kab hota hai”?
And
I replied - ” Jab time kharab ho,
Aap pe shani bhari ho, or
Bhagvan maze lene ke mood me ho.
Tab Love hota hai.”

Ravan ko court laya gaya

Ravan ko court laya gaya,
Aur kaha k gita pe haath rakho.
.
.
.
Ravan chilaya sala sita pe hath rakha to,
Itna bawal Ho gaya, Ab gita pe nahi rakhunga…

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,
so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
Be my Valentine !

Adam n Eve started to love

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !

I feel something in my heart,

I feel something in my heart,
it’s like a little flame,
every time I see you,
this flame lights up,
this flame is special for you,
because I LOVE YOU!

I have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.

I have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.
I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time.
But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.

If you r in a dark room

If you r in a dark room,
you find blood everywhere
and the walls are shaking
- don’t worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
you r in my heart.

14th Feb, its “VALENTINE DAY”.

14th Feb, its “VALENTINE DAY”.
Enjoy a lot with ur love,
Do whatever you like,
But don’t cross the limit.
‘Coz just after 9 months,
Its “Children’s Day” 14th Nov.

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever !

My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me

My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine

I am d luckiest to have U in my life!

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am the luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

I LOVE YOU my Princess

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentines Day.

Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..

My love is like an onion

My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in your life,
but if you try to cutit off
it may bring tear in your life.

What is love?

Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.

U may miss me

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna see me
Dont search, just see ur shadow
i will be thr...Trust Me!!

Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me
If i capture ur heart , will u love me

God have created you for me

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

Iam always with u

When things go wrong...
When sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

Love is something special

Love is something special :
a treasure I want to find...to others, love is blind. But for me, its not true,
coz when i fell in love...i saw you…

I wish the guy I am crushing on is crushing on me too

I wish the guy I am crushing on is crushing on me too! I wish him to make the first move.
I wish all to have their wishes come true.
Happy Valentines Day!

24hrs make a lovely day

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 21" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Dosti karo college wali se

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge....! :) :)

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Rabri: Ka karat ho?

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says,

"Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh

rahi hai...

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se....

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai

Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Medical Shayari

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

............By shabina

Krupiya Dhyaan De

Krupiya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya..

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Question: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Sadhu: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Sadhu: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Sadhu: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna's birth place, Jail.

Have a Great Sunday....!

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Boy: I am not rich like Raju

Boy: I am not rich like Raju, I don't even have a big car like Raju. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raju..

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Can we do romance in the evening today?

Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly,

"MOSQUITO"

Question:Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kahoge?

Question:Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kahoge?

socho..

Answer: Tata-Sky

Computer is very sexy

Computer is very sexy
why?

?
B'coz,it has hardware &software but

No Underwear

2 Admi kabrastan me baithe the,

2 Admi kabrastan me baithe the,
1 Bola-ye log kitne aram se sote h.

1 MURDA utha or Bola,Haramkhor kyu na soye,
Ye Jaga jan DEkar Hasil ki h

Ek sardar roj subah pedh ki daali pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

Ek sardar roj subah pedh ki daali pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

kyun?

Bechara MBA kerke pagal ho gaya tha,apne ko BRANCH MANAGER samjta tha

Time pass DELETE this message

Wait

wait

wait

cool

relax

ready

start

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3

2

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now

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Santa: Arz Kiya Hai

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Abe kutte bolne to de !
Banta: Wah ! wah !

HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand

BOB: Bank of Bhikari's

IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab

Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kare so ab.

Kal kare so aaj kar,
aaj kare so ab.

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab

Koi Din me karta hai

Koi Din me karta hai,
Koi Raat me karta hai,
kisi ka 2 Ghante me hota hai,
Kisi ka raat bhar bhi nahi hota,
Tum Kab Karte Ho?
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MOBILE CHARGING

Sone ke kitne bhi tukade karlo uski kimat kam nahi hoti

Sone ke kitne bhi tukade karlo uski kimat kam nahi hoti,
Vaise hi aap jaise dost kitne bhi door ho,
AApki ahmiyat kam nahi hoti..

Abe kutte 1 lineme bolna k BiWI chahiye

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje dard de,dukh de,tension de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche panoti laga de.

Bhagwan: Abe kutte 1 lineme bolna k BiWI chahiye

Man: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Sardar: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Doctor: "Next time,please take off the candles before you eat.."

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals

Sardar: Fish

Teacher: Good tell me more

Sardar: Fish ka Beta
Fish ki Ladki

aur Fish ke Maa Baap

Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Khade khade marta he

Koi deere deere marta he

Koi jldi jldi marta he

Tab jakar scooter start hota he

Jis gali se tum gujro

Jis gali se tum gujro
Jis raah se gujro

Kuch aisa kar gujro
Ki har baar

Har gali se 1 hi aawaz aaye "Maro saale ko,Phir aa Gaya "

Pappu at petrol pump- Bhai 10rs ka petrol dal de

Pappu at petrol pump- Bhai 10rs ka petrol dal de
Salesman: Bhai itna dalva k kaha jana he

Pappu: jana kaha he? Hum to aise hi paise udate he.

SAAVDAN !

SAAVDAN !

VISHRAM...!

26 Jan nazdik aarahi hai...
Practise chalu rakhna...!

Jai Hind !

Papa: Beta tum kyu ro rahe ho?

Papa: Beta tum kyu ro rahe ho?
Beta: teacher ne mara..

Papa: Tume kuch galti ki hodi !
Beta: nahi papa,me to chup chap so raha tha

Grahak: Kamal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the

Grahak: Kamal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the
Ab kya Hua 1100 Rs Kyo mang rhe ho?

Santa: Ye mera 100Rs chaba gayi He

Santa walking near forest he saw snake hanging on tree.

Santa walking near forest he saw snake hanging on tree.

SAnta: Sirf latkne se height nahi badegi mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye

SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

Hoye-Pape, Maine Bi Apni Shadi pe ItemGals NAchani He

SARDAR: Kute De Putra O TEri Mausi Hai

Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha

Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha?

Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bipasha Chillati ha" Niche daal na".

Bandar bola "Besharm shanti rakh shruwat upar se hoti h

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bipasha Chillati ha" Niche daal na".

Bandar bola "Besharm shanti rakh shruwat upar se hoti h

Jungle me sab janwar ga rahe the:

Jungle me sab janwar ga rahe the:

PAN PARAH PAN MASALA

Bas

Giraffe nahi ga raha

Kyu?

Kyu k:

Unche log Unchi Pasand

MANIKCHAND...

Naukar: Apko mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Naukar: Apko mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej par Hi Rahti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai..

Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay.

Beta: Koi bat nahi hum raat min jayengay..

Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi.

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Congrates,

You Are Chosen "FREE CALLS"

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Congrates,

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Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi

Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi
or tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi.

Beta: Abbu chodu mat banao,
hospital jao ammi ki delivery hone wali hai

Pyar to paint jaise he par " FRIENDSHIP "

Pyar to paint jaise he par " FRIENDSHIP "

"Chaddi" jaise hai.

Qki. Paint phatb jaye to "Chaddi" izzat bacha leti he..

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hu.

Gajar lo,Kela lo

Gajar Lo
Kela Lo

Tori Lo
Muli Lo

Kaddu Lo
Bhindi Lo

Baigan Lo
Khira Lo

Kakri Lo

Bhai Shahab apki Gand
Hai jo marji Lo...

Bandar pakdnewala aya he

Kaha Ho?

Jaha ho wahi rahana
2-3 ghante tak bahar nat nikalna

Q. ki bahar bandar pakdnewala aya he
ab thanx bol ke rulayega.....

Republic Day is not just about hoisting tricolours

Republic Day is not just about hoisting tricolours and putting a flag in your car.
Republic Day is a perfect occasion to abide by law and behave like a good citizen.

Republic Day is the day to thanks and salute

Republic Day is the day to thanks and salute all those who sacrificed their lives so we can live in soverign nation.

Lets Celebrate And Solute The Noble Cause

Lets Celebrate And Solute The Noble Cause
Its Our Nation Which Is Shining As It Was
Its Republic Day Today
Don’t Forget The Effort,make It Movement Of Mass !!

No Matter where I aM

No Matter where I AM
My heart is always with my homeland..

My Home

Happy Republic Day

No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect

"No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect" ...
Happy Republic Day

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
"HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY"

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Wishing You A Wonderful

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
"Happy Jai Hind Republic Day"

Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY

Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.

Expansion of INDIA

Expansion of INDIA
I - INDIAN
N - NOT
D - DELAY
I - IN
A - ACTION
Happy Republic Day

Happy Republic Day

We the youth of India should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
we will protect our mother INDIA with all we have --- JAI HIND!!
Happy Republic Day

Apunka pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko

Apunka pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
--------------happy republic day-----------------

How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?

How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?
Isn’t these many Years enough?
We don’t look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day. But only as day, we could sleep till late.
Get up India. Rise and Shine !

Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho

Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho,
valentines/frndship day hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote.
Come on, it’s a great day.
So wish evrybody…
JAI HIND..

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6400 Castes,
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Happy Republic Day !!

Gandhi swapna jab satya bana

Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.

Gantantra Divas Ki Shubhkamnayen

Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause

Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!

The nation need you !

Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day - 26 the January.

Pyar karna hai to watan se karo

Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo.
In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai.
JAI HIND Happy Republic day

Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak

Masterji: Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain.?
Raju: "Chamke kyu na? Mine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai.."

Raju Raju sat up on the wall

Raju Raju sat up on the wall,
Raju Raju had a great fall,
Balance sheet died,share holders cried,
Raju Rju made a big Fraud.

Agar apki dunia asman he

Agar apki dunia asman he

To dost apke sitare honge

unn sitaro me hume na dhundna

Q ki apki tamanna puri karnewale

Hum tut te taare honge...

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mein sri lanka ko sone ki lanka kyun

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mein sri lanka ko sone ki lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?

Student: Kyunki Humbkaran vahan din raat sota rehta tha..

Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Banta: Are wah,Wo kaise ?..

Santa: Mai Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoon...

Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai

Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai Zarur pilata

Banta: Are yaar Kabhi to DHOODH Market se le liya Karo!!

Tears are silent language of love..

Tears are silent language of love..

When tears come with reason means u got some problem

But when tears come without any reason means " UR IN LOVE "

Is Msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai

U R My BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVEBL
SWEETST

N

Intelligent Friend..

Note: Is Msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai,
Inka wastawikt jiwn s koi sambndh nai he.

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye
Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye,
Kuch pal mere sath haslo,
Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jiye

Today a phone without wire is fashion

Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human with out brain will be a fashion.
On that day,My Friend U'LL Rock the Nation! Lollz

Ek Aandha aadmi airforce me bharti ke liye gaya

Ek Aandha aadmi airforce me bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Me tume kis kam k lie rakhu ?

Aadmi: Sirf Aandha dhundh firing k liye

Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad

Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad biwi se bola:

Pati: Aaj se tum hi meri,kavita ho,Kalpana ho,Bhavana ho

Patni: Meri liye aap hi,Dinesh ho,Rajesh ho

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,

Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….

Wish u a very happy independence day

The Flag of my country

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Let us light the canles of Courage Peace

On 15th August
Let us light the canles of
Courage,
Peace,
Prosperity, and
keep the sprit of our nation shining
Happy Independence day

May our great nation

May our great nation
always bloom with
happiness and prosperity
looking forward to
a colourful celebration

.....Happy Independence Day

Prabhu RADHA KRISHNA Ki tarah hamesha aapki jodi banaye rakhe

Aaj k is shubh din, Aapne prarambh ki Vevahik jeevan ki yatra .
.Aapsi Pyar, Samarpan aur sunder Tal mel se Aapki jivan bagia khush yo se mahak uthi ! Prabhu RADHA KRISHNA Ki tarah hamesha aapki jodi banaye rakhe.
Best Wishes on ur Anniversary.

Husband: Why punish the poor chicken for our mistakes?

On their anniversary Wife asked: Shall we have butter chicken for dinner?
Husband: Why punish the poor chicken for our mistakes?

As your complete another 365 days

As your complete another 365 days of your Happpy Together
here's wishing for many more to come..
Happy Anniversary to both of you!

Short words : anniversary sms

You make a perfect pair
.....Happy Anniversary

Twinkle Twinkle yaraan di car

Twinkle Twinkle yaraan di car,
khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken fry,
tuhanu Lohri di lakh lakh vadhai.

Popcorn Ki Khushbu Mungfali Ki Bahar

Popcorn Ki Khushbu Mungfali Ki Bahar
Lohari Ka Teohar Aane Ko Tayar
Thodi Si Masti, Thodasa Pyar
Ek Din Pehle O Mere Yaar
Mubarak Ho Aapko Lohri Ka Teohar

Tamam sabuto or gawaho ko nazr me rakhte hue

Tamam sabuto or gawaho ko nazr me rakhte hue msg pdhne wale ko dhara 13-1- 09 ke tehat Happy Lohri kahte huye zindagi bhar khush rehne ka hukum sunaya jata hai

Twinkle twinkle yaaran di car

Twinkle twinkle yaaran di car,
khadke glassi in the bar,
punjabi bhangra de chicken fry,
tuhanu lohri di lakh lakh vadhaai .
Happy lohri........... :-)

ONE day Sunday went 2 Monday

ONE day Sunday went 2 Monday 2 see Tuesday n ask Wednesday whether Thirsday has told Friday and Saturday that "SUNDAY" IS LOHRI.
"HAPPY LOHRI"

Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya

Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Scootr,moped,ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari,
Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari,
Agg de kol saare aao,
Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao!!
HAPPY LOHRI TO U and UR FAMILY!!

Phir a Gayi Bhangre ki bari

Phir a Gayi Bhangre ki bari,
Lohri Manane ki karo Taiyari,
Aag ke pass saare aao,
Sundariye Mundariye jor se gao.
Burrrrraa. Happy lohri.

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY LOHRI!

Lohri ki aag, aapke dukho ko jalla de….

Lohri ki aag, aapke dukho ko jalla de….

Aag ki roshni, aapki jindgi me ujjale bhar de……

Lohri ka parkash, aap ki jindgi ko parkashmai kar de….

Jase Jase lohri ki aag tej ho, vase vase hi hamre dukho ka aant ho…….

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY Sankranti And Pongal!

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang

Tan mein masti, maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY Sankranti And Pongal!

This is going to be the first Lohri of your baby

This is going to be the first Lohri of your baby,
I wish my dear nephew a long,
health and happy life.

---Happy Lohri---

May all your wishes come true

Happy Lohri!!
May all your wishes come true and may you achieve everything you desire.
Enjoy your day and don’t forget to put revari, popcorn & moongfali in the Lohri fire.
It will definitely bring luck to you!

I wish that Warmth of bonn fire

I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-

Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas

Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas,
makki di roti te sarso da saag, +
dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar,
mubarak hove tone LOHRI KA TYOHAR.

Meethe gud main mil gaya til

Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye Happy Lohri

Hoi, Hoi, Happy Sankranti and Pongal

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Hoi, Hoi, Happy Sankranti and Pongal

Have a wonderful Pongal

"Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. Have a wonderful Pongal."

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Younger members of the family pay homage to the elders

Younger members of the family pay homage to the elders,
and the elders thank them by giving token money.
This is called as Kaanum Pongal

Hope you always soar high just like the colorful kites

Hope you always soar high just like the colorful kites that dot the sky. Happy Makar Sandranti!

Mungfli Di Khushbu Te Gurh Di Mithaas

Mungfli Di Khushbu Te Gurh Di Mithaas,
Makki Di Roti Te Sarso Da Saag,
Dil Di Khushi Te Aapneya Da Pyar,
Mubarak Hove Tone Pongal Ka Tyohar.

As the Sun begins his northward journey

As the Sun begins his northward journey,
Hope he blesses you with happiness and good luck.
Happy Makar Sakranti.

Machher ne kaha Insaan se

Machher ne kaha Insaan se,
Na Maro humein jaan se jang chhid jayegi,
Dudhmani bad jayegi,
Agar aap mein junun hai,
To hamari ragon mein bhi aapka hi khoon Hai.

Talak k baad bachha mera:

Talak k baad bachha mera:

Husband: Bachha main rakhunga.
Wife Boli: Boodh mera, Handi meri,jara sa "khatta" (Jaag) kya dal dia pura dahi tera ho gaya?

A smalll poem especially for you

A smalll poem especially for you..
Ross are Red ...
Tulips are Blue...
When God was giving Brains...
where the Hell were You ?

bacteria ki kasam - I MISS U

Purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandhi chipkali ki tuti hui poonch me baithe badbudaar bacteria ki kasam - I MISS U

When god made the man first

When god made the man first,
He got jealous with the happiness man had by living alone?
So..he made a woman

Wife:Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl

Wife:Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl,
Husband: Then what happened ?
Wife: I just kep on admiring her,on and on..
Husband(gets irritated) : What happened then ?
Wife smiled and said: I Moved away from the mirror

Samunder bhar course hai

John Abraham went 2 court 2 prove he is the most hand some person on the earth

Samunder bhar course hai

Samunder bhar course hai,
Nadibhar padh pate hain,
Baltibhar yaad reheta hai,
Mug bhar likh pate hai,
Chulu bhar number aate hai,usme doob kar mar jate hain

Jin se basi Janaki

Jin se basi Janaki,
Rum me nase Ram,
Whisky me base Wishnu, Aur
Shampaign me base shyam.
Kis kis ka tyaag karu main,
har bottle me bhagwan

Khidki Khuli zulfein udi,

Khidki Khuli zulfein udi,
Socha husan a yaar ka deedar tha,
Par zulfein hati to kismat foot vo to nahaya hua sardar tha

Yeh hamari Fltu SMS seva hei.

NAMASKAR...

Yeh hamari Fltu SMS seva hei.
Isme hum logon ko waqt be waqt Disturb karte hei.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye dhanyawad.
Ab apna kaam kijiye..Good Luck.

2 sardar on phone

2 sardar on phone:

1st: Hallo,kaun bol raha hai?

2nd: Main bol raha hu.

1st: Oy kya kamal ki baat hai,idharse bhi main hi bol raha hu.

woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

She replies: Yes, u r right,Because my first husband was loved by God and second husband

loved by a woman in my neighborhood

School mein master ne chote sardar se pucha

School mein master ne chote sardar se pucha,
"Jisme koi kami na ho usse kya kehte hain?

Chota sardar bola-"Kami-na"

Husband - Good Idea.Take the Dog with you

Wife to Husband- I feel Like taking a long quiet walk in the moonlight

Husband - Good Idea.Take the Dog with you

Sirf aap ko gud morning

Aap ko..

Hum Aap Ko

Sirf Aapko

aur Aapko

are aap Ko

Aap ko baba aap ko

Aap ko only aapko

Gud Morning Keh Rahe Hai

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Please take bath by due date to avoid Khujli,Dandruf

Dear Subscriber,
Good Morning,Ur due date to take bath for this month is 2 days.
Please take bath by due date to avoid Khujli,Dandruf & remain hygenic.

Kabhi Garmi kabhi sardi

Kabhi Garmi kabhi sardi ye to kudrat ke nazare hai.
Pyase to woh be reh jate hai jo samunder ke knare hain.

....Good Morning Ji.

Iam not a clock that can sms u 24 Hours

Iam not a clock that can sms u 24 Hours.
But may heart will be like a clock,
That will care and pray 24 hours 4 a friend.
.......Good Morning

Start the day with deep breath

Start the day with deep breath.
Inhale all the love and goodness of god.
Exhale the tears,fears & all worries then,think of me and smile

Good morning Full Form

G - Get Up
O - Open Ur Eyes
O - Out Of Ur Bed
D - Day has Risen
M - Merry Life
O - Old Dreams cum true
R - Rise & Shine
N - New Friends
I - Ideas if Life
N - New Future
G - GUD Day 4U :)

Kam Hamara Aur Naam Tumhara

Ab aap bi ban sakte hai apni GIRLFRIEND K BACHE K Baap,

Wo bi Bina Mehnat k, Bas Dial Kare Aur Bataye

GIRLFRIEND ka Address.."Kam Hamara Aur Naam Tumhara.

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Anil replied "Ok but 40 paise/min..

Anil's wife Shouted,"don't cheat him,Reliance to Reliance is free.

A man is doing push ups Exercise on a beach

A man is doing push ups Exercise on a beach,
Drunk Man Starts Laughing and Say:

Sorry to tll you but the women under u has already LEFT.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du..

My Heart beats for you,My Love Love...

Falon ke raja ko AAm kahte he

Falon ke raja ko AAm kahte he,

Dopher k Baad k Samay ko SHAM kahte h,

Raksha kare oose Ram Kahte h,

Aur..

Jo SMS ka Jawab na de oose ZANDU BAAM khte hai.

Boy: Ladkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti he

Boy: Ladkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti he,Jitna pio utna zada maza ata he.

Girl: Ladke juice ki tarah hote he,jab maza ane lagta he to khatm ho jate ha.

Chuha express her love to Sherni

Chuha: I love u

Sherni: Abey,Apni Aukaat Bhul Gaya Hai Kya..??

Chua: Arey pagli, Aukaat pe Mat ja,

Confidence Dekh Confidence.

Ek conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi..

Ek Conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi,
Jub dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari aur baith sakti hai...

Mags For Girls:

Msgs for Girls:

Do not play with Street Dogs,U may get Rabies &

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you

Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you,
Don't Love BSNL Girl,She has connection with all INDIAN's,

Don't Love IDEA Girl,She Can Change your Life,
Don't Love HUTCH Girl,She Fallow you where Ever you Go..

So Love Only Land Line Girl,She will Be at Home,

Gud Morning...

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'Test' Honge,

Santa:Inki umar zyada hai,Test nahi 1 Day ya T-20 karwa lo

Na ZUBAN Se
Na CARD Se
Na Gift Se
Na POST Se
Na EMAIL Se

Sirf

;+""+.+""+;
+ Dil Se +
" +. .+"
"+"
Aap ko gud morning kehte hai & Lub u

Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

1 Day boy cried for milk

Ash: Tumbade ho gaye ho khana khao

Boy: Achcha pilao mat sirf dikha do..

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?!

When a doctor doctors a doctor

When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

Bob Dole

Bob Dole
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
If Bob dole could dole dough?
Bob dole would dole as much dough
As Bob Dole COULD dole,
If Bob Dole could dole dough.

Quick kiss;Quicker kiss

Quick kiss ; Quicker kiss.

Khadak Singh ke khadakane se

Khadak Singh ke khadakane se
khadakati hain khidkiyan,
khidkiyon ke khadakane se
khadakata hai Khadak Singh

Good blood, bad blood

nazar nazar me har ek naraz me

nazar nazar me har ek naraz me
hume us nazar ki talash thi.
wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me
ab wo nazar kahan thi.

tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya

tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya

Kindly kittens knitting mittens

Kindly kittens knitting mittens
keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha

Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke!

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

madan, mohan, malveya madras mein machhli maarte maarte mare

nandu ke nana ne nandu ki nani ko

nandu ke nana ne nandu ki nani ko nal ke niche nanga nahlaya

Lagwok gwokke,Ogwok gwoke lagwok

Lagwok gwokke,
Ogwok gwoke lagwok

Jolly juggling jesters

Jolly juggling jesters
jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Tie a knot, tie a knot

Tie a knot, tie a knot
Tie a tight, tight knot
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

How much wood could a wood chuck

How much wood could a wood chuck,
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Lala Gope Gappungam Das.

A pleasant place to place

A pleasant place to place
a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

I correctly recollect Rebecca

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Rail Tricks Trial, Trick Trial Rail

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

There was a young fisher named Fischer

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

collection of tongue twisters

Shredded Swiss chesse

The ochre ogre ogled the poker

Freshly-fried flying fish

Mix, Miss Mix!

Strange strategic statistics.

Purple Paper People

Purple Paper People,
Purple Paper People,
Purple Paper People !

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

Chop shops stock chops.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

She sifted thistles

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

The crow flew over the river

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver

If you must cross a course cross cow

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Swan swam over the sea

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Six sick slick

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can

Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Truck Tucker Takra

Truck Tucker Takra
Takra Tucker Truck
Repet this twister 5 times

A Tudor who tooted a flute

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Surely Sylvia swims!

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

I am not the pheasant plucker

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

On mules we find two legs behind

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I slit the sheet

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

A skunk sat on a stump

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A big black bug bit a big black bear

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

A box of biscuits

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

One smart fellow

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

An Englishman and santa inside the toilet

An Englishman and santa inside the toilet:

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

3 sardars were going on a bike.

3 sardars were going on a bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”

Doo sardar jungel me:Samne sher aya,

Doo sardar jungel me:Samne sher aya,
Ek ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,
2nd: wahi ruk gya
1st: abe bhag
2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

Ek Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi

Ek Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi.
Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish.
santa bola : muje fansi dete waqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

After a shower of rain

After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully..
One drop of dew on the grass and
a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live..
But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone..
So keep smiling.

Aye Barish(rain) zara tham k baras

Aye Barish(rain) zara tham k baras,
Jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

Every Frog Feels the Same

In summer's Rain,
You must be feeling to go out,
Dance around,
Sing songs,
Meet Friends,
Jump Around,

Koi Baat nahi,
Every Frog Feels the Same.

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
.
.
.
.
.
aur barish main to
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.
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.
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.
.
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

kuch na kuch masti men gunguna liya hoga

Allah ka shukar ada kiya barish k honey se

K is bahaney tum ney naha liya hoga

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

kuch na kuch masti men gunguna liya hoga

Allah ka shukar ada kiya barish k honey se

K is bahaney tum ney naha liya hoga

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn?t it rain on you?

If I could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow & would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar

Besan ki roti,
Lemo ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi,
Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain,
Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aapko,
Barish ki bahar,
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Happy Rainy Day

The Taste Of Oranges

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

Every raindrop would be one of ur smile

Every raindrop would be one of ur smile,

I wish that it rains heavily through out.

So that there is no space for tears in ur life.

STAY HAPPY ALWAYS...GUD MRNG

Aaj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hy

Aaj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hy

Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hy

Barish K Katre Jo Tere Honton Pe Gire

Un Katron Ko Apne Honton Se Uthana Hy

Happy Rainy Day

Rain is not only drops of water.

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

A HAPPY pongal

l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|

This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE,

Wishing U and your family

.............A HAPPY pongal

As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal

As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring. Have a Happy Pongal.

Sankranti is a festival that signifies the beginning of the harvest

Makar sankranti is a festival that signifies the beginning of the harvest season for the farmers of Indian Sub-Continent. This is a harvest festival celebrated all over India.

Happy makar sankranti

Hope you always soar high just like the colorful kites

Hope you always soar high just like the colorful kites that dot the sky.

Happy Makar Sandranti!

What is that bright light?

from where is this fragrance coming?

This gentle breeze…cool air…hearty music… oh!

its sankranthi…Hav a nice day….

Meethe gud main mil gaya till

Meethe gud main mil gaya till,
udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur har din shanti
aap k liye Happy Makar Sankranti..

Apni Aaisee Wife Ho

Apni Aaisee Wife Ho
5′6″ Jiski Height Ho

Jeans Tight Ho
Chehra Jiska Bright Ho

Umar 22 Se 27 Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho

Sadak Per Sab Kahen Kya Cute Ho
Bhir Me Sab Kahen Side Ho Side Ho

Pindi Islamabad Ya Peshawar Ki Paidaish Ho
Sas Ki Khidmat Jiski Khwahish Ho

Aisi Apni Wife Ho
Padosi Jab Baat Karay To Haath Me Knife Ho

Dinner Ke Waqt Candle Light Ho
Ham Me Tum Me Kabhi Na Koi Fight Ho

Milnay Ke Baad Dil Delight Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho

Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon

Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon
Agar Tu Mil Jaaye Baazu Waali Ko Chorh Doon

Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam

Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam
Bike Nahi Ab Neno Ki Karega Demand Har Ek Insaan
Dikhne Mein Attractive Hai Aur Chalne Mein Bhi Mast
Har Ek Ko Apna Diwana Banaya Itni Hai Ye Jabardast

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye
Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye

Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke Paas Paise Hain Bante
De Dijiye Woh Raqm Ab Maaf Bhi Kijiye

Chalti Hai Meri Dukaan Kya Bas Aap Ke Liye
Thodi Si Nazar Apni Udhar Pe Kijiye

Kal Se Nahin Milega Bakre Ka Ek Baal Bhi
Jaaiye Faqiron Se Hi Kuchh Maang Lijiye

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Chora Zalim Ne,
Woh Bhi Pee Gya Neembu Paani Samajh Kar.

Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya

Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya
Galti Hui Aag Ko Bujhanay Nahi Aya
Kehta Tha Saath Jeeyain Gay Saath Marain Gay
Ab Rooth Gai Hoon To Ullu Ka Patha Mananay Bhi Nahi Aya

Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay

Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay
Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay

Nana Nay Aankh Mari

Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh

Un Ki Gali Say Guzray

Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Mera Dil Para Hai Loose

Mera Dil Para Hai Loose
Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use
Warna Parain Gay Tum Ko Shoes

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,
Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,
Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai

Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Darti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Nonsense Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai

Use Dete Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun

Use Dete Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar Gai
Phir Padhosan Se
Galey Milte Hain Papa Rooz Kyun?

Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai

Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai
Tumhari Chhapalon Ki Design Har Roz Badli Hui Nazar Aati Hai
Sabhi Sandal Apne Aap Mein Attractive Hain
Kya Tumhare Boyfriend Kisi Joote Ki Company Ka Representative Hain

Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain

Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain
Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain
Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hain

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai
Samjho Uski Supplementary Ke Chances Full Hai

Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi

Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi
Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein Ghusta
Loag Usko Pakar Kar Piche Phenk Dete
Sardar : Lage Raho Saalo Mein Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga

Kitne Haseen Hai Aap

Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Say Bachaya Karo
Kajal Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Main Nimbu Mirch Bhee Latkaya Karo

Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi

Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi
Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi
Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se
Magar Akeley Mein
Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi

Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar

Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas

Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua

Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua

Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe

Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath

Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar

Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal

Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal

Kahane Lage Khilaaoge Mam Gosht?
Tum Ko Nahin Zaraa Bhi Shariyat Ka Kuchh Khayaal

Murdaar Gosht To Shariyat Men Hai Haraam
Jab Tak Na Zibaah Kijiye, Hotaa Nahin Halaal

Fatavaa Jab Apanaa Maulavi Saahab Sunaa Chuke
Jhunjhalaa Ke Khan Ne Kiyaa Tab Un Se Ye Sawaal

Kaisi Hai Aap Ki Ye Shariyat Bataaiye
Bande Ko Kar Diyaa Hai Khudaa Se Bhi Baa-Kamaal

Allaah Jis Ko Maar De, Ho Jaaye Vo Haraam
Bande Ke Haath Jo Mare, Ho Jaaye Vo Halaal

Na chaho kisiko itna ki

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!

.........By sonam (mumbai)

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?

Hayo Rabba!!
Tussi so gaye?
inni jaldi?
ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!!
gudnite hai ji !
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...

EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA

EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,

ITNA URA,ITNA URA,BAHUT UPER GAYA,

ITNA URA, ITNA URA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,

AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

GOOD NIGHT....

Apun 1 Sher bolega

Apun 1 Sher bolega:

Charo Taraf CHAND

Fekarela hai Light,

Boleto...ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto BYE... Good Nite..

Lorie bhi sunau kya?

Good Night...

Sleep Tight....

Sweet Dreams....

For what u r pressing button? that's all

Lorie bhi sunau kya? Ha Ha ha....I know u will laugh

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Namaskar,

This is "ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION" Mid night service.

Our aim is to disturb the sleep of others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT...

Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,

Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,
Par dil mein shor ho raha hai.
Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...

Ascii Good night SMS

( é
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( é
Still Awake?

( ê
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( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

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Close your eyes!

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both the eyes!

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Good night!

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena
Good Night...

Close ur eyes & imagine

Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai aur
phoolon ka takiya!!!
.
.Nice na??
.
.
Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...
Good Night....

Bindas sone ka

Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night.

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS...
Good Night...!

Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...

Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...
Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..
Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..
Hello Earth! spin gently..
Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...
Good Night.